NotUpwardWiffle

Wiffleball for the way too serious. Parody.

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Live look in at the truck carrying @RallyDragons World Series champion shirts to needy kids.

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Recap of the @RallyDragons performance from game 1

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Really we all have questions https://t.co/58HtJR7oYC

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Upward HR with questions for @iamwilder12 after his big home run performance.

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@benbaldridge7 @UpwardWiffle Only if @WriterBecker will be.

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Excited to see 10 grown men with real jobs dress up in hideous uniforms to play an elementary school game for an hour to win an oversized trophy. Happy @UpwardWiffle World Series day!

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BREAKING: Vegas has removed @UpwardWiffle World Series from its boards.

When asked if the game between the @RallyDragons and @BeardedBfrogs was pulled due to the last-minute injury to @drewprovence, officials said “No, the general public just wasn’t interested enough.”

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Game 3: in a rushed effort to get back to his real job in time, @travisvaughn makes a plethora of errors in the field. @iamwilder12 will pick up the slack and guide the @BeardedBfrogs to an unlikely @UpwardWiffle World Series title.

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We are here with our official predictions for today’s games...
Game 1: @travisvaughn date night hair will be in full effect as he guides the @BeardedBfrogs to a victory.

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Game 2: despite a bad back for @drewprovence, he comes through with a Kirk Gibson like performance, hitting a game winner for the @RallyDragons

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@travisvaughn @BeardedBfrogs @RallyDragons Wow. Shots fired multiple times from @BeardedBfrogs today. The @RallyDragons response?

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Also nowhere to be found: a @BeardedBfrogs win over the @RallyDragons this year. https://t.co/fOl8lfw6xi

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The @BeardedBfrogs are taking BP today before the big #WorldSeries , while the @RallyDragons are no where to be found.

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Interesting how @FwaterFeline is excited about @zwatson20 trending on twitter but don’t even include him on their roster in their bio. Guess now that their season is over they’ve got plenty of time to update things from 8 months ago...

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BREAKING: @BeardedBfrogs GM @travisvaughn took time last week in the middle of the playoffs to participate in a GQ photo shoot. Players questioning his commitment?

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GM @KyleHeppeard still bitter over last week’s loss to the @RallyDragons, threatening to boycott the @UpwardWiffle draft in the fall... https://t.co/9eMs2TQMYz

[Kyle Heppeard @KyleHeppeard]

@ridethepine @iamwilder12 @garrison107 @drewprovence @ecstrange328 @lesneely @benbaldridge7 @JoelFlaugher I won’t be drafting, I will be boycotting....

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Define “covering” https://t.co/Vfvm27JxqA

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This tweet won’t age well https://t.co/7x1mScLM69

[Freshwater Feline @FwaterFeline]

We are bringing her back to the @UpwardSC but hope to have the @UpwardWiffle trophy back in a week! #worldseries #wiffleball

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@travisvaughn @WriterBecker @ridethepine @UpwardWiffle “Coach Vaughn you failed to show for basketball yesterday and now you’re backing out of the postgame presser after losing by 20. Thoughts?”

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Tweeting a gif of a former presidential candidate who lost in the primaries makes sense. Choo. Choo. https://t.co/CPJvE0C2Ie

[Slippery Locomotives @SlipLocomotives]

WAKE UP!! ITS GAMEDAY!! #ChooChoo🚂

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Oh look @WriterBecker can show up to a zoo but not an @UpwardWiffle presser. https://t.co/DcdjHBKptD

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Huge playoff games tomorrow!

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Cincinnati sports and @BeardedBfrogs games summed up with one word. https://t.co/7o3t9QBgMR

[Michael Wilder @iamwilder12]

Welp