Slippery Locomotives

The Official Twitter Account of the Slippery Locomotives. Est. in 2017. Favored to win the @UpwardWiffle 2020 Season Championship🏆 #ChooChoo🚂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This man is a disgrace! I'm disgusted

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@iamwilder12

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@UpwardWiffle @FwaterFeline

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https://t.co/UNHIMS8S5E

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BREAKING NEWS:
Locomotives reporter Wyatt Emerson says @FwaterFeline refuse a reschedule from commissioner @iamwilder12 and demand a forfeit from @BeardedBfrogs. This would break their winning streak and hurt personal player stats for EOS accolades.....👀

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@UpwardWiffle @BeardedBfrogs @FwaterFeline @RallyDragons Someone who has something to hide would say that.......

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[Upward Wiffle Ball @UpwardWiffle]

We’re playing tomorrow!

@BeardedBfrogs vs @FwaterFeline

@SlipLocomotives vs @RallyDragons

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We are still waiting from @UpwardWiffle officials to make a decision about the safety of their players and their fans with the coronavirus pandemic.

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It has been confirmed that OF Terry Wright is out for today’s game vs @BeardedBfrogs....
Team officials have reported that he has been quarantined due to COVID-19...

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@UpwardWiffle @PaniniAmerica @TerryWr03362227 @BeardedBfrogs @SmiVelocity 😏

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BREAKING: News reporter caught up with P Corey Helle.....

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P Corey Helly took some time off practice today to take his Daughter to the @SEC Women’s Basketball Tournament 🏀!!

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2nd Thoughts 💭 https://t.co/OvKV1OnGFc

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Today the Locomotives will be without P Corey Helle as he is battling an achilles tendon injury.

GM Kyle Heppeard said “He needs time to rest his injury. We are coming into today’s game without any worry of the outcome. It will be our spring training game.”
@UpwardWiffle

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@UpwardWiffle @iamwilder12 @BernieSanders

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Reports say fans saw GM @KyleHeppeard leaving @gracechurchsc after they’re annual Night of Prayer. Nothing has been confirmed.

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GM @KyleHeppeard On today’s scrimmages:

“With such a long season, we don’t have room for that”

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@WIFFLEballinc Our league desperately needs this! Our commissioner is very stingy on money!!

@iamwilder12 @travisvaughn @garrison107 @TerryWr03362227 @teamtruth07

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There is something strange about this weather....
The @thethirstyblizz is no longer in the UWBL. However, with their manager back in the league, looks like Becker brought with him his statement (that never happened) “Winter is Coming”. ❄️