Thirsty Blizzards

official twitter accounts for the Thirsty Blizzards, a 2018 expansion team of the @UpwardWiffle league. GM: Eddie Becker @ridethepine

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

GM Becker recaps today’s close loss to the @SlipLocomotives https://t.co/7Buq7b5Vmo

[Upward Wiffle Ball @UpwardWiffle]

Part 1: New GM @ridethepine of @thethirstyblizz and GM @KyleHeppeard of @SlipLocomotives after today’s game 🚂⛄️

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

We second this tweet. https://t.co/uskJJVtHtm

[Muddy Mustangs @MuddyMustangs]

@UpwardWiffle Good luck to all the remaining playoff teams today....unless you chirped trash about the Mustangs or Blizzards. So basically may both games be played to a 0-0 tie.

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@UpwardWiffle @travisvaughn @calebthebaleb @garrison107 Well done Caleb! I apologize that other GMs seek to bring down the accolades of young rookies in the league.

[Upward Wiffle Ball @UpwardWiffle]

Today’s First: @BartShartzer hit his first career Triple.

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@SlipLocomotives Number of GMs in this convo present at last week’s games: one.

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

Weather forecasts are about as reliable as @KyleHeppeard is. #WinterIsComing https://t.co/lxwopSm6bD

[Slippery Locomotives @SlipLocomotives]

Weather forecast for tomorrow’s game against the @thethirstyblizz.... #ChooChoo🚂

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@SlipLocomotives #WinterIsComing

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

Thirsty Blizzards...

PLAYOFF BOUND.

[Upward Wiffle Ball @UpwardWiffle]

Game of the week features @MuddyMustangs vs @thethirstyblizz

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

Clearly the game of the day in the @UpwardWiffle league. https://t.co/jZsQtoFIUG

[Slippery Locomotives @SlipLocomotives]

The Slippery Locomotives have sent an appeal to the @UpwardWiffle commissioner @iamwilder12 for today’s matchup between the @FwaterFeline to be delayed 1 hour. The reason came from GM Heppeard: “We really want to watch the game between @MuddyMustangs & @thethirstyblizz!”

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@MuddyMustangs Your face.

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

Looking forward to the @MuddyMustangs rolling in town today. It’s GAMEDAY. #WinterIsComing

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@UpwardWiffle @FwaterFeline 😒

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

GAME DAY.

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@ZRoschi @UpwardWiffle @BWWings @iamwilder12 @SportsCenter @espn @FwaterFeline @benbaldridge7 StrikeOUT. Singular. Get your facts straight!

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@ZRoschi @UpwardWiffle @BWWings @iamwilder12 @SportsCenter @espn @FwaterFeline @benbaldridge7 I guess so if you’re gonna take pot shots at a winless team? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@ZRoschi @UpwardWiffle @BWWings @iamwilder12 @SportsCenter @espn @FwaterFeline @benbaldridge7 Was your next AB where you were thrown out running home? #BaserunningErrors

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

@ZRoschi @UpwardWiffle @BWWings @iamwilder12 @SportsCenter @espn @FwaterFeline @benbaldridge7 You getting thrown out from deep centerfield while running to 2nd was a top play I thought. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

GAME DAY. Chloe Kim knows #WinterIsComing

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

👀 https://t.co/JyFjVPCYTt

[Slippery Locomotives @SlipLocomotives]

BREAKING: The @thethirstyblizz hats are said to be done for Wednesday’s game against the @FwaterFeline.
- Wyatt Emerson reports

[Thirsty Blizzards @thethirstyblizz]

“It was a tough loss yesterday but we’re figuring some things out. Normal ups and downs of an expansion team. Excited for a chance to play the league’s best team next week in the @FwaterFeline .”