NotUSADA

Totally not USADA. Professional MMA Critic/Couch Potato.

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@MacMallyMMA @girlwmoney Felder was cool until this guy walked out to Spice Girls, KO’d Greg Hardy, then did like 4 or 5 shoey’s in the way to the back.

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@krassenstein For saying a word? Even if the speech is reprehensible, it’s still speech, right? Dangerous territory.

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@NateDiaz209

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Dude viciously attacked and murdered a girl out for a jog and @MSNBC says he never stood a chance. Fuck outta here.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

What the fuck is this shit

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I feel no sympathy for this woman any more. You know she knows what he’s doing and hasn’t left.

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

Conor McGregor’s partner, Dee Devlin has shown up to court today with him as a jury deliberate on a verdict for his civil r*pe case

He denies all accusations against him and says that the encounter was “consensual”

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Wife’n them all up.

[MrTestoestrogen @MrTestoestrogen]

Fuck, Marry, Kill. GO

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@hartgoat I work in long-term care and the most eye opening thing is how common drugs and alcohol abuse is among LPNs and RNs. It’s actually mind blowing. Have had to terminate many for coming in to work all strung out or high.

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@Boogerbeard1 Hope this one blows up for you cause you deserve it 😂

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Jones may be the 🐐 but his legacy is absolutely tarnished because of his actions at the end of his career. Gifted a win against Reyes, ducks Francis for 3 years, cherry picks Gane, is already ducking Aspinall if he beats Stipe, but still calls himself p4p #1 🙄

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

Jon Jones walks out of an interview with @tntsports because the interviewer is a friend of Tom Aspinall's 👀

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@JoePompliano 😂 I don’t think he is doing anything malicious or meaning it disrespectfully but he’s definitely not standing at attention ya dweeb.

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I’ve always liked how well Obama spoke and communicated. Say what you will about his presidency and policies. But he was well spoken and thorough in his communication.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

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@iamcardib There is zero chance you came up with this and typed it perfectly on your own. Zero percent.

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@RonFilipkowski Guarantee she didn’t write that post. Punctuation is too perfect.

[Tony Hinchcliffe @TonyHinchcliffe]

These people have no sense of humor. Wild that a vice presidential candidate would take time out of his “busy schedule” to analyze a joke taken out of context to make it seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I made fun of everyone…watch the whole set. I’m a comedian Tim…might be time to change your tampon.

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@_celia_bedelia_ Imagine getting so upset over someone using their right to vote 🙄.

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@ChrisWozney @DanicaPatrick @realDonaldTrump Sweet goatee, Chris.

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@SouthpawLeftist My question is why are you spending years cooking fries at McDonald’s? I stopped that shit when I turned 17.

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@BookOfEli_NFL 😂😂😂

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@Boogerbeard1 He ain’t coming back from this one. You got him good.

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@JayJitsu8 @funkmasterMMA But, like, what’s wrong with expecting a straight answer? She completely deflects instead of just answering the question.