Not Will Ferrell

Comedy writes itself. I'm just the channel it flows through to the rest of humanity. And I'm Not Will Ferrell. #comedy #shtick

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@3HL1045 @brentdougherty @MickeyRyan1045 @bbishop23 @3HL4LIFE We "fall back" this weekend. #DarkAF #DarkAtFive

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@3HL1045 #Bobcats vs. #Wildcats, huh? When will a school be the #Ligers? #napoleondynamite #magicalpowers #3hl

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@dpshow @brooklynfritzy I worked with a TV sales guy named David Johnson who was called "The", but in reference to his LAST name.

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@3HL1045 @MickeyRyan1045 @brentdougherty @bbishop23 So much for that lucrative Triscuit sponsorship. #baleofhay

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@3HL1045 @1045TheZone "A #bullfrog can't pull a #bulldog." #whatever that means. Meanwhile, UT over UGA 30-17.

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@NashSevereWx "Blobbish rain" sounds like a meteorological phenomenon on The #WalkingDead. Or maybe a #Prince song. Both would be cool.

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@brentdougherty Back in my #Fox17 days, I was usually in the lower 30s...I was told.

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@3HL1045 @3HL4LIFE If a #duck can't pull a truck, but the #Vols beat the #Gators, maybe we're all unclear on waterfowl towing capacity.

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Won it on eBay below my max bid! | Success Kid https://t.co/RwLNItficI via @sharethis

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#IWillBeOkayAsSoonAs I'm a baller.

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#IWillBeOkayAsSoonAs my mutant superpower kicks in.

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#IWillBeOkayAsSoonAs Elbow macaroni is joined by knee macaroni. #favoritejoint #notthatkind

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#IWillBeOkayAsSoonAs I finish building my Iron Man suit

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#IWillBeOkayAsSoonAs yesterday. #whew

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@visitfranklin Thanks, kids! Keep your eyes open because more are on the way.

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Usain Bolt should be on the CW every Tuesday this fall, because he's The Flash. #Gold #GOAT

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Sorry I was late for work. I was held up at gunpoint by #RyanLocthe #whatever #missingvideo

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New sponsor to my channel! https://t.co/qL6GrerBsd via @YouTube

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We have proof, and the investigation is over https://t.co/BIvSfvE8GJ via @YouTube

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#Sunset over the lake @WesthavenSLC, #franklintn. It's in West Franklin, so it's closer to the sun. Almost not fair.