HakunaMatata

Registered Nurse by day. Amateur Chef by night OG 90s Baby

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The first rule of Twitter: never let people in real life find your account

[HakunaMatata @NotYaSheep]

This just fucked me up

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

[HakunaMatata @NotYaSheep]

My son’s 15 year old cousin on his dad side is pregnant and her mom is 31. Shit is fucking sad

[Percy Mack @KingTeeJay]

I know a nigga that was born in 1991 that’s a grandfather right now

[HakunaMatata @NotYaSheep]

LORD if you ever allow me to see this type of money I Promise I will do right by it and by YOU

[Percy @percyishim]

NBA Player, Lou Will says the average NBA player goes broke because $5 million isn’t a lot of money.

“You make $5 Million, two and half of that is gone. You got agent fees and that’s another $50,000 and then you have dues for the NBPA”

“The fees is $15,000 to $20,000 a year and that’s how we’re able to get our health care and all of that”

“Then you have your personal staff, financial advisor is probably 1%, agent at a high number is gonna get 4%”

“Before you look up, you have $1.4 Million off of $5 Million left and then you have the mansions and jewelries and girlfriends and channel bags”

“Before you know it, you’re not a millionaire no more”

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Juneteenth

[HakunaMatata @NotYaSheep]

I see the bots is out working today

[HakunaMatata @NotYaSheep]

I really think it comes down to Bots. Atlantic was using bots heavily and now that it’s being more scrutinized they can’t use them as freely as they did before 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Valerie❤️‍🔥☁️ @Valistryingg]

People trying to thinkpiece Lizzo’s career is killing me😭😭. She was simply a fad. Not the first and won’t be the last. Thousands of artists have had a super popular era and the faded away. It’s the nature of the industry.

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

the fact that they’re so many fine gay men just shows that straight men don’t put effort into grooming. that’s why they’re ugly

[Shamel @HolliesOcean]

Puttin my Barb pants back on for a sec.

No shade Lizzie, the only reason she said something about you is because you were on your spam speaking about her in the heat of the moment. This didn’t come out of no wheee baby 😭

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[kam. @80205kam]

Notice how you don’t see any other races speaking about it. This is why we should be silent when things happen to them. ICE, etc. they sure do mind their business when it comes to us lol we should do the same.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

this is why we all believed the "boxers have to register their hands as lethal weapons" urban legend

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[Hush, Marsha @MarshaFatFace]

My whole life: do NOT smash the burgers while cooking yOu’Ll LoSe tHe JUicEs

Now: try our $19 smash burger!!

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

This is a perfect depiction of what it feels like when black women talk about shit. It’s discredited. Mocked. Ignored. Deflected. Or the “I’ve never heard about it, so it’s not true” or the “I’m white and we have issues too”

Just listen. The Epstein files proved cannibalism so how is this so outlandish to believe?

[Dr Terry Simpson @drterrysimpson]

I understand why many Asian families feel frustrated in elite admissions systems. In intensely competitive environments, there is a real perception — and sometimes evidence — that exceptional academic performance still does not guarantee admission.

That feeling should not be dismissed.

But admissions committees also confront another reality: if you have 100 applicants from privileged, high-performing educational pipelines with nearly identical scores, resumes, research access, tutoring, and opportunities, it is not irrational to also value the applicant who achieved similar academic success despite poverty, instability, underfunded schools, family hardship, or lack of institutional advantages.

That is not abandoning merit. It is recognizing that achievement exists in context.

And medicine especially is not merely selecting expert test takers. It is selecting future physicians who will care for human beings across every class, culture, language, and circumstance in society.

The irony is that many people who defend “objective merit” often become deeply uncomfortable the moment merit is evaluated in anything broader than a percentile ranking.

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

“we were here before elon musk”

ok 😂and u stayed AFTER elon musk so wtf are u talking about?? hella people deactivated and moved to threads/blue sky cuz they wanted nothing to do with him and X but y’all stayed cuz yall really didn’t give a fuck so save the fake performance🫤

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood.

[marz. @strifewaves]

All Wayne wanted to do was have a group full of spitters.. nigga ended up with Goku and bayonetta 😭😭😭

[HakunaMatata @NotYaSheep]

My theory, I don’t think he did this by himself

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The autopsy report for Celeste Rivas Hernandez is finally out, and it's actually sickening. It confirms she was brutally murdered with multiple stab wounds to her torso, one destroying her liver and another shattering her ribs. When they finally found her, she weighed only 71 pounds. Her head was partially skeletonized and she was missing an eye due to the extreme decomposition. he dismembered her body, cutting off parts of her arms and legs, and specifically amputated her fingers to try and hide his tracks. Yet, somehow, there are still people out there defending D4vd, claiming he is innocent despite the weight of this evidence and the prosecution's case. Justice needs to be served. My heart breaks for Celeste and her family. Rest in peace, Celeste Rivas Hernandez.
You deserved so much better.