NotYoBoy

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

No night game at South Carolina for the first time since 2014

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Shoutout San Diego studios for giving me the pleasure of facing Michael king in 4 of my 6 weekend classic games!
@sandiegostudios

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I am actually horny for Dallas cowboys football for the first time in 3 years.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of being a long reliever in the MLB.

I dreamed of coming into the game in the 3rd inning after the starter got 5 hung on him, and putting up 2.2 IP 3 H 2 BB and 1 R with 1 SO.

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Wyatt Langford could leave his bat in the dugout and we’d get the same result.

Figure it out bud.

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@SonySanDiego fix your game you suck

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@dimpledwonder Wah wah wah

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How do I get shredded when beer exists?

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Stefon Diggs’ girlfriend is in for her worst night yet.

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Hey mahomes, we’re good bro. You can go.

Anthony Bradford is here

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@historyman34 Rereading this I am not sure.

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@historyman34 first time getting bucky balled huh ?

[Ag Jack @AgJack10]

Bro must’ve wanted to major in biracial gender spectrum studies if he chose Texas

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Kid at work tn told me he stays up SUPER late (8:00 pm).

Made sure he knows that shits nothing. What a loser.

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Girls fuck with your feelings and lie about it.

Golf be fuckin with your feelings in the most straight up way possible.

[MartinTalkCowboys @DAK_4_MVP]

Matt Eberflus returns

Jalen Tolbert 4 year contract

Schoonmaker extension

Drafted RT over Bailey and Downs

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Seeing lots of Longhorn fans talking about how many points A&M and Tech scored in the playoffs like they didn’t score 0 🤣

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@historyman34 just had a buddy text me and say he can’t hit the town because he’s “getting froyo with one of his boys”

Thoughts?

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Hard working single mothers in Louisiana probably have tax dollars going towards LSU NIL

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What if they infiltrated Vecna’s mind and it was just a bunch of dudes kissing