Benefits of drinking:
-hilarious situational laughs that add years to your life
-being 7 beers deep in the Sun with your friends realizing you almost forgot the point of life is to have fun with people who make you happy
-3 bottles of wine with your wife then smashing all night without a condom (lasting 975% longer)
-heartwarming couples dinners hugging goodnight thinking ‘I’m so glad we did this’
-concerts with your girlfriend and friends making lifelong memories favorite songs slapping mythologically
-backyard party watching your girlfriend hit it off with your Aunt while your friends and Uncles plan a road trip to a Big 10 football game “Hanging By A Moment” by Lifehouse jamming in the background wanting to freeze time and live this day every day the rest of your life realizing ‘wow life is a miracle I’m so lucky to be alive’
O CARA DEU UNS GOLPE ILEGAL MEU IRMÃO
É O MAIOR LADRÃO DA HISTÓRIA
VAI TOMAR NO CU ESSE FRANCES E O CARALHO DESSE DANA WHITE QUE DEFENDE ESSE FILHO DA PUTA
UM MONTE DE GOLPE NA NUCA
VAI TOMAR NO CU