Xander Harris

[AU• #BTVS @iBuffyrpg/21+]

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy

You... respond to things weird.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @_hellomynameis8 @modbuffy *defeated* looks like.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@modbuffy What? Game? No, Buffy i think we just need to calm down...

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

-- you had one clue what it would mean to me, but you don't, so i can't.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@modbuffy No buffy, it's, i mean sometimes the remote possibility that you could possibly want me was all that sustained me, if i thought

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy I wasn't gonna! Really i was just gonna tell her, nothing is going to happen. *buffy turns on me like a woman scorned*

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy You know this part almost makes it all worth it?

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy What are the chances that's a couple of alley cats in a turf war?

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy That was before Halloween, now I've got all this wacky military know how in my head and the reflexes to back it up.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy /action figure accessories/ ... Besides i don't have anything that'd fit an egg.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy i used to do the puns... *looking dejectedly at my lunch tray*

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy I remember when I wish there was another guy in this group. That was dumb.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy /action figure/ accessories *i correct*

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter

Xander: Let's go.
Cordelia: but we need evidence.
Xander: We got it.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy Looks like those jason bourne movies are rubbing off on someone.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@_hellomynameis8 @PiedPinter @modbuffy Angel's our friend! Except i don't like him.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter @modbuffy "That's good, it's good to be a giver."

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@modbuffy You'd be surprised how many things fit in the under five pound tier. Helpful things. Like stakes and kettle chips.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

@PiedPinter Are you sucking up? That is so pathetic. Buffy can i carry that holy water for you, looks like you brought a lot tonight.

[Xander Harris @NotZeppo]

-- were last week. *pointing to buffy* don't you know any fat guys. *immediate willow smack shuts me up*