Shaquille Oatmeal

I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi, I race for your love shake and bake, Ricky Bobby

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Trickle down economics

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

49ers owner Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. https://t.co/MlMd11Yxqi

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Sources say ESPN plans to replace the feature with a steady stream of Pat McAfee quotes

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

ESPN to remove BottomLine ticker for college football broadcasts https://t.co/k4FsPX2F2j

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@AdamSchefter Most likely because he’s ass

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@SleeperCFB Over 200

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@stoolpresidente Looking a little old here @stoolpresidente

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@jeffborzello Travis and Taylor renewing their vows that day at MSG?

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@IcyVert You sir are a moron

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@colincowherd it’s called narcissism Colin, this diagnosis video could’ve been 10 seconds

[The Volume Basketball @volumebball]

Colin Cowherd says NBA sources told him Jaylen Brown became the "smartest guy in every room" — and the Celtics had enough 👀⁣
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Brad Stevens made his move. #NBA #JaylenBrown #Celtics

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@KirkHerbstreit Their games can typically be streamed on Redtube

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@stoolpresidente Fuck off

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Sad to see the fall off. I hope Zion Williamson gets the help he needs.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This one Spurs fan is ready to take on all of New York City tonight

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@KDPomp Bob, this may be the worst take I’ve ever heard in my life, respectfully. Guy was flopping around like a fish on a boat deck

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@MillerLite @CoorsLight @budlight @MichelobULTRA which one of you is making the first 8 pack of ice cold beers

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@B1OBEY0ND @BasicBlues An insider sources has informed me the anonymous player interviewed for this Exposé is RS sophomore DE, Jack Hoff

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. @NFLOfficiating you guys are assholes

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@CFBPlayoff are you happy with these games?

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No I actually have not

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.@Ben_Jones88 Ben, looking for some insight on the Penn State search. Is Lee Corso current on the list of names they’re pursuing?

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@Kotelnicki Any interest in Blacksburg, VA?