laura

Elle Woods irl

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.

[Clo @clocrisis]

Rapist x

[ًً @cstellana]

jamie: am i a legend?
xabi: we’re getting ready for the—
jamie: i said am i a legend?
xabi: no. you’re just a pundit.

[Crowbar Jones 🥘🔪 @gomichild]

What the absolute fuck you stupid bitch

[laura @Not_TooXabi]

@JaacksHappyHour @StuntPegg @ellis_platten and @ciarcarlin

[laura @Not_TooXabi]

@ATDazzles Gypsy!!!!!!

[laura @Not_TooXabi]

@dog_rates We need Hazel next week!!!

[laura @Not_TooXabi]

@ShaunTossell @ChrisDBroom Love that we get to see her career explode alongside her, her future will be huge!!!

[laura @Not_TooXabi]

@ShaunTossell Oooh do we know the date it’s starting yet??

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Two bits of advice to those planning to go into higher education

● study what interests you and not what you think will get you a highly paid job. Life is short. You'll be happier, more fulfilled and probably go on to do better things with your life

● Don't vote Conservative

[laura @Not_TooXabi]

@Jaack Glasgow!!

[Greg Parody Account @How2Drink]

I’m not usually a “repost from TikTok” guy but hot damn Jesus fuck

[grillpill @grillpill_]

your honor my client could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

[laura @Not_TooXabi]

@harrisonjbrock @EleanorGarnham was this you????

[best in class @ebcjpg]

what’s wrong babe you’ve barely mansplained something to me day

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Coleen Rooney in court finding out Rebekah Vardy lost her libel case

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

don’t get me wrong, i love the red hot chili peppers. it’s just that i wish they had a song about california