𝕮αρтαιη🗿

єνєяуσηє ιѕ αℓινє вυт ωнσ'ѕ ℓινєℓу😉

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Circumstances decide whether a person is a hero or villain.❤

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🇺🇸 :- Sorry, i can't live with you. We should break up.💔

🇮🇳 :- Baby, pahad par chale?

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@mallikasfitoor 😂😭

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Indian weddings mein ab ek extra expense add ho chuka hai;

> Engagement
> Haldi Ceremony
> Shaadi
> Private Detective

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@CurlyTales_20 😂

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@bongbiharii Bicchu khilata tha bhai 😂😂😂

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Jaise jaise ye kuch mahila virus bahar aarhi hai, viraj dobriyal the antidode ki yaad aa rahi hai 😭

Only legend will know the antidode 💀

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@Namy0p6g Bilkul

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370 rupay ke chakkar mein mard samaj ki beizzati karne wali femnist auratein ab nahi dikh rahi social media par😌

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@52kmt66w6k 😭

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Kuch chutiye fame-nist ki spelling jarur batane aayege 😄

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Bhagwan na kare mere kisi dost ko aisi biwi mile warna wo kabhi online nahi aaa payega😌

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Dhanda is back with another album💥

Krsna ke sath , gurinder gill ke sath, aur sayad badshah aur navaan ka sath bhi ek feat song hai , can't wait bro😭

Maja aane wala hai mittar👌🏻

Zigane se leke gaddafi tak puri july bas banger hi banger honge💥❤👌🏻

[𝕮αρтαιη🗿 @Not_Ur_Captain]

@TheBatmanSaidSo @shekharsuman7 Bhai mai bhi dekh rha pahle se, his humor on political parties is absolutely top‑notch.

Shekar tonite >>>>>>>> LATENT + TKSS combined💥

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@TheBatmanSaidSo Duniya aise hi chalti hai paarth 🤷‍♂️

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@Riddhishree27 Suniye mast h

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I don’t just have beef with you — I’ve got beef with your whole geography.💥🙌🏻

@buildinpanther didn’t diss, he executed a surgical strike where Pakistan and Jani destroyed in his brutal verses.🥵

[𝕮αρтαιη🗿 @Not_Ur_Captain]

Destination always demands patience.

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तिलचट्टा नरेश पागल हो चुका है जंतर मंतर में 😭

[𝕮αρтαιη🗿 @Not_Ur_Captain]

Universal Baby Boss🥶

94 runs off 29 balls.