Notactuallyfunctional

31. Beginner cosplayer. Supportive lurker and professional cryptid. Tartigalia main 💧 They/them 🏳️‍🌈

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@alatus_child It has been years. Dunno why I know I’ve been scammed, I’ve been had and I’ll never see money that was a weeks wages ever again but damn the bag was so cute and I just was so hopeful it would still end up coming. Heartbreaking

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@alatus_child Any chance I can have the tracking number you were going to send in January for the bag I paid for in 2022 with the postage I paid July 2024?

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@RindouKit @alatus_child Have you received anything yet?

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

“There was certainly leg on leg contact”
“In terms of dirtiness”
“He’s got to brace himself too plant himself with both of those legs to explode himself upwards”
This #NHL commentary got me questioning 🤨 ✨🌈?

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@HttydLANews The best casting are the eyebrows 😂 (that’s not hate against the others just that this guys expressions are 100% delivered by those eyebrows)

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

Old man Yaoi has me sobbing on my couch (again)

https://t.co/czEemGH0Yb

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@sugurushhh The horse is a girth. For the belt it’s a wide double buckle Belt but if you’re looking for buying look for “Jedi belt” or “sword belt” as best way to find it. Another thing is “men’s leather girdle” which will come close

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

!!!! This is so beautiful!! Amazing so soft and dream like 💖

[Ntombi A. Peters is on Bluesky @Ntombi]

@asteriaofnight This was the best response I saw on Reddit.

And this line especially.

“You think love means you put up with bad behavior from your loved ones and she thinks love means you don’t behave badly towards your loved ones.“

[Alice Tovey // alicetovey.bsky.social @AliceTovey]

May I offer US friends an Australian proverb in these trying times:

Yeah nah shit's pretty fucked ay

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@montag71 Thank you ~~!!!!
Every now and then I think of this story and love it so much!
Is there any merch selling anywhere?

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@DreamLeaf5 I have to have surgery to fix the problems caused by having a child … a dilator is something I have to have the rest of my life 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Venom By Daylight (Symbie’s Day 1)🇵🇸 @VenomDbd]

The Extended Beach scene from Venom Let There Be Carnage

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@ThomasKemmett I’m sorry for the loss of your brother.

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@Bumbles_Wolfe Get the receipts of the contact with the group members and submit your section with that attached. When doing academic stuff with strangers that can affect your grade always communicate with email so the trail is clear and easily shared as proof with the teacher.

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@culifax Hell yeah! Congrats! 🎉

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

Shouldn’t be allowed to happen is YouTubers whose only claim to fame is dads money get to keep their bs up

[Luke Stephens (hakluke) @hakluke]

After 1.5 BILLION views, YouTube took the rick roll song offline and now I'm not sure what to do with my life. https://t.co/r1IHy8unaF

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

@culifax You two remind me of this:

[Notactuallyfunctional @Notactuallyfun1]

This is a $600+ flex but would be so accessible for my back pain

[Danny Thompson @DThompsonDev]

I have reached an interesting age in life where this now geeks me out and gets me excited...

I legitimately want this

[Jake @OldTVReference]

You guys gotta see this Richard Kind clip