Jason Lamer

Husband Father UPS driver Follow a certain band Bearded brother Lover of North Side baseball. Believer in the gospel of Dave Portnoy UGA Wanna be 👟 collector

[Jason Lamer @NotasLame24]

My wife gave birth to our 3rd child yesterday. Beau Warren Lamer was born at 945am on Friday August 13th. #notsounlucky

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@copperpot5 still LOVE that 09 WPB Shotgun.

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@antsmarching I can’t even name the 13 animal songs.

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@concertvids34 Methane trash.

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@OtterBox curious why it takes a week to ship a phone case? #stillwaiting #nomovement

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@DanBilzerian Beta

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@rtrencheraeon @gamestop Stfu.

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@googlenesthelp any idea why my nest doorbell keeps restarting? Currently plugged into my wall. Went offline 2 weeks ago and never came back online. thanks! #help #googlenest

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@ChipotleTweets just letting you know that your new store in Pekin, IL is severely slow. Ordered over an hour ago and still hasn’t prepped my food. Also your customer svc is HORRIBLE. Chick filet would cancel, McDonald’s would cancel. BUT NOT YOU. #chipotle

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@WatchMarquee Fucked.

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@CubsZone If he wouldn’t have left. It would be retired. Probably won’t be since he went to the Yankees.

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@PCHSDragons That’s a basketball court.

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@jacobzanolla And a 3/3 W/L record.

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I bet Sharon and Kelly Osbourne can’t even cry tears for Ozzy. You know, since there face is so tight from all the work.

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@Reese10Angel Yea. That doesn’t surprise me.

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@concertvids34 Cool

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@BetMGM Gay.

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@dpshow uncle Rico in napoleon dynamite is that guy in all three seasons of white lotus.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Tom Cruise and Christopher McQuarrie want to bring back Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder.

“We’re having very serious conversations about it,”

(Via: Josh Horowitz)

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@dpshow 🤞

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