John

Cincy sports enjoyer.

[John @NotedCommunitee]

Dad joke of the day: A magician walks into a Spanish restaurant. He gets everyone’s attention and pulls a table cloth over him. He counts “uno, dos” and then vanished without a tres.

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@Garyskingdom @ThePitchCincy Holiday

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@Danagardens Unfortunately the only way the Reds survive is with a salary cap and floor.

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@smokeyflarez Y’all don’t even have cup holders on most of your seats.

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@cincyvseveryone I’m not sure if ANY statistic would back that up.

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@StoppageTimeUS @Fuckeveryfootb1

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@bearcat_nick Looks fine on TV

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@bengaljims_BTR @TQLStadium Last time UC had Fickell and was good. BFFR.

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@bengaljims_BTR @Paycor_Stadium It’s not even sold out at TQL…

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

"an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device."

"an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device."

"are you getting it?"

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@wubuf @MaxBretosSports Should have built a better stadium.

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@RickBroering For Skinny:

In the last seconds of a game, rank the following by how enjoyable they are to watch scored for the win:

- Touchdown in Football
- 3 Pointer in Basketball
- Home Run in Baseball
- Goal in Hockey
- Goal in Soccer

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@Danagardens You take card?

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@CarterChapley “Pick me” energy

[The Post Cincy - Covering FC Cincinnati & MLS @ThePostCincy]

.@PROreferees

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@WarPigsChief Why does nobody start an account highlighting all of @PROreferees terrible calls?

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@WarPigsChief This is a big game?

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@WarPigsChief There are some huge generators under the Bailey for times like these.

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@WarPigsChief @LeaguesCup My form of protesting not competing in the open cup.

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@QueenCafard @DatWay6997