Notes From Cow Close

why like just one thing when we only live once?

[Billie @Billie_T]

England fans booing the hydration break, my country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Andy Kaye @thepitofclay]

Full on club cricket vibes for this England side, 2 lads can't play cos theyve been on the piss, 1 lad is knackered after bowling too much in the game before, and 1 lad cos his missus gave birth. Back to their Roots...

[Top Gun @TopGunMovie]

The only Iceman we know. #TopGun

[Memes ④f Pascal ᕙ(↼‿↼‶)ᕗ @Memesofpascal]

When you've been acting normal for too long and now your weirdness needs to come out

[blondehun @blondehunx]

reform voters dont even know what theyre voting for they just dont like brown people

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

@EricTrump Twat.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I've realized that in my 40s, my mind thinks I'm 25, my body thinks I'm 80, and my playlists think it's still the 90s! 🥹 🤷‍♂️

[Notes From Cow Close @NotesFromFarm]

@ODEONHelp hi - when will maverick tickets be on sale? Cineworld have released theirs…..

[Notes From Cow Close @NotesFromFarm]

Current fave

[lays ✰✭ @fouryonce]

a voz de trovão dela quando inicia freedom, eu amooo

[lays ✰✭ @fouryonce]

a voz de trovão dela quando inicia freedom, eu amooo

[Is Today Pedro Pascal’s Birthday? @PedroPascalBDay]

Today is Pedro Pascal’s birthday.

[Notes From Cow Close @NotesFromFarm]

@Ryanair They set this too early right?

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

Neurodivergent?
In my day we called it
“a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted.”

[Notes From Cow Close @NotesFromFarm]

@GemsOfCricket 🫣🫣🫣

[Flibberty Gibbert @ReturnOfDadbo]

If you believe Nigel Farage gives a fuck about Working Class people, you probably believe the stripper actually fancies you.

[Notes From Cow Close @NotesFromFarm]

Yes South Africa. Well done @albiemorkel 🎉🎉🎉

[Notes From Cow Close @NotesFromFarm]

@beyoncegarden

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms!

📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[MTV @MTV]

Pedro Pascal. That's it. That's the tweet. #SuperBowlLX