Hernán Cortisol

British values embodier

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@BBDaybreakEU When we win, periods of hot weather will be marked only by the govt issuing red warnings to any pints of beer in the vicinity

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@DontBanMeElon2 @escapefrommelos You are gay

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@missfreedom_gb I know it smell crazy on there

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@EzraACohen @LokiJulianus You'll be waiting a while mate

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@jackfifield @TomMcTague Yes. As usual, a good approach is to ask yourself what would Lee Kwan Yew do?

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@RollingHedge The FT charts autist?

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@kateferguson4 NEW

Turkeys will not demand Christmas

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Imagine keir starmer addresses the nation to announce that hes gay and doesnt resign LOL

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@Babygravy9 Sikhs are allowed a ceremonial shank in prison

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@JeromeLuvsWoke Also he's become a Murali-tier spinner. She is teaching him a lot.

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@kunley_drukpa I reckon Liam has drafted and never sent some pretty spicy anti immigration tweets

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@anglosaxoney @peterrhague @isnit0 It means he can only use nouns, adjectives and prepositions

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@peterrhague @isnit0 "Erm actually he was being supervised when he threw a baby into a crocodile pit"

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@lotuseaters_com @LeoKearse @NickDixon @HarryLotusEater @Kingbingo_ @Luca_Johnson96 Reddit moment

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@aswren Retarded take.
On the plus side you now qualify for a free BMW, reduced price entry to the Tower of London, and taxpayer-funded excursions to throw toddlers into a crocodile pit.

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Nutcrankr 2 is vapourware.
We're getting GTA VI before Nutcrankr 2.

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@deuxvingarian @anglofuturist It's Sky News, they can hardly have a graph labelled "gay race communism".

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@6alloglaich @Tom_Rowsell have you got a Natural England loicense for that blot mate

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@NeuralNagrik @Basedgoymemes have some logic before posting saar

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@MythoYookay Pick the best one, probably