Joel carter

Sarcasmic. Father of three. Veteran. Genuine. Other stuff. Tweets are my own opinion unless I get hacked.

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@BenVolin Good for people out of the local area who buy NFL ticket and not the other packages too! lol. Been getting screwed the last decade

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@SharpFootball lol. “Very, very, arrogant” like coming down to the field early when you think you are going to win your first superbowl because you are up 28-3, even though you are playing the GOAT Coach? I’m sure Blank knows nothing about that!

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

Everyone else is posting about the #SolarEclipse, so I figured I would too…

Here’s before and after pictures of what I saw at first and what I see now. #Eclipse2024 #RegularShadesDidNotWork

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

Big thank you to @WheatonMD for partnering with @MosaicSS for our Easter event last Saturday! So amazing to see the community coming together and reflect the diversity of our area! Look for us at the #TasteOfWheaton on 2 June!!

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

Our family saw the preview for this when we attended your life show in VA a few months ago. Can’t wait!

[Justin Willman @Justin_Willman]

We’re just TWO DAYS AWAY from the worldwide premiere of The Magic Prank Show! Streaming all episodes starting Monday 4/1 on @netflix! 🥳

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

Weather is looking great for the event. Come on out this Saturday!!!

[Wheaton Maryland @WheatonMD]

Egg hunt, decoration stations, Easter storytime, games, photo booth and more on Saturday, 3/30, 3pm to 5pm in @mosaic Silver Spring's garden and parking lot (33 University Blvd).

Then head to @TheLimerickPub and get a discount when you show the flyer provided at the event.

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@BaseballQuotes1 Been there. lol.

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

Awwww yeaaaaa!!! Let’s do this Wheaton!

[Wheaton Maryland @WheatonMD]

Wheaton's favorite festival is BACK! Save the date for the Taste of Wheaton, a signature event in @montgomeryCoMD!

Applications now being accepted for local Wheaton restaurants and businesses, County agencies and nonprofits. More information at https://t.co/6ovF1tqYqC.

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@celtics How about a like or a retweet for all the work I did on this sign… only to be shut down at the door of Capital One Arena because it was “too clever.” The front was to get the camera’s attention, and then I would flip to the back. #BleedGreen

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@celtics We’re a big Boston family living in Maryland and we’re all going to the #Celtics and Wizards game tomorrow. Let’s bring the St Patty’s day magic tomorrow night!! No letting up!

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@WheatonMD SO MUCH WHEATON SWAG!!! Individually stamped Wheaton marshmallows is legit! Thanks!

[Wheaton Maryland @WheatonMD]

❤️ And the Wheaton Valentine goes to @Notjoelcarter for sharing his favorite comfort food restaurant at Mi La Cay! Joel has won himself and his Valentine a prize pack!

Thank you, Joel and everyone for showing love to our Wheaton community! ❤️

https://t.co/j8yRYfW0gO

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@WheatonMD Awww yes! Let’s go Wheaton!!!

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@WheatonMD I don’t think they’re on twitter, but our whole family loves Mi La Cay! Yummy food at good prices and really great staff! #ILoveWheaton

[Wheaton Maryland @WheatonMD]

❤️ Show your love for Wheaton! Share this post, tag your favorite Wheaton spot along with @WheatonMD and #ILoveWheaton to be entered for a chance to win a prize pack! One winner will be announced on Feb. 14. ❤️ See the full contest details at https://t.co/OIHPAcSivj.

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

Wow. @Justin_Willman’s show is cool but his live performance is off the charts! It was a unanimous amazing for all our whole fam. You never picked me for my zip though. What is 03217? #LiveInTheMoment #NotAPlusOne @CapitalOneHall

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@CapitalOneHall @Justin_Willman We’re here! Let’s goooo!! Excited for the show.

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

I know right @jaytatum0??!! Why so low???

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Wow this is crazy to me

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

WHERE IS JASON KELCE??!!!

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@Elias14Jonathan Some good snowman game up in Kensington. #ArmyVeteransBuildTheBestSnowmen

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@TheMoCoSnow @capitalweather Give it to me straight! How long is our friend in Kensington gonna be around for?

[Joel carter @Notjoelcarter]

@TheMoCoSnow Sounds like reinforcements are coming for this guy in Kensington! Woohoo!