❤️‍🔥shane hollander understander❤️‍🔥

| serial bandwagonist | professional hill die-er | trifling | tested positive for chismosavirus | natural born yapper | confirmed sexy and mysterious

[❤️‍🔥shane hollander understander❤️‍🔥 @Notlikely868]

@deadlynrezzy Help this is ringing a bell but I can't remember the original

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[ciara 🐰🧁 @ciaramiara]

realizing that how i grew up really does affect how i am in my relationships

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[vivi ☆ || KINDNESS ERA 🦢 @RHTankedx]

walking past a group of teenage boys

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

has one of your players tweeted “only steers and queers in texas, and i’m not a cow”?

[evgeni malkin right airpod | GENO EXTENDED @cidneysrosbywag]

BREAKING: Evgeni Malkin dives deep into the ocean and accidentally discovers Alien Technology.

[emilia @voltsemi]

ilya: “i like trouble.”
the trouble:

[JUJU ⸆⸉ @swiftrivalry]

ilya would’ve come in his pants if he heard shane say this

[B🤺 @storriebooked]

the disconnect between straight chronically online people vs queer chronically online people where one side knows what audio is trending on tik tok and the other side has learned to read cryllic via gay hockey fan fiction

[anne 🪽 @hudconcie]

wow. the most insane well written fic EVER. i genuinely don’t know how im supposed to move on from this ever. PLS READ IT if u haven’t yet

[𝙰.⋆˚࿔ @toxictauruz]

not watching off campus bc i don’t believe in white love

[ananya @hudyke]

i know the point was the porn and it’s been five months but is anyone else still kinda pissed off at the geopolitical implications of the quinn audios

[❤️‍🔥shane hollander understander❤️‍🔥 @Notlikely868]

@jessieswrldd Got me laughing out loud on company time 😭

[Katy (not a girl) 🧡🤍🩷🐞 @hey_its_katy]

Guys… stop saying “hollanov when” or “Rachel take notes!”
Can we maybe not make these lesbians winning the Walter about men… fictional men at that.

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

This is deadass one of the best songs ever created.