Matt Ward

I know way too much useless information. I also coach accents and dialects. DM for more info!

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

I have a joke about irony, but it has no punchline.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Chuck Jones nine rules for how the coyote and roadrunner functioned.

So cool.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Though we're all sad, I know he wouldn't want that. I'm finding great solace in all the memories I have of him...the thrill of our earliest recording sessions, discovering the unique bond our characters shared, how we complemented one another & bonded immediately. 🙏🦇s, 💜💚🃏

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@jenhopediva JIF

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 I've said that many times over the decades...and I was always wrong. 😂🐎

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

I'm not sure I want to abandon Twitter *quite* yet. I think I'll still come here to check on the Madness and enjoy the tweets of @bader_diedrich @andee902 @captainjellico and other wonderful folks.

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 Oh.....Hello Nightmare Fuel

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 "...and the Starting Lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!" 😲

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 "A good steering wheel that doesn't fly off when you're driving." (Variety Review of "Friends With Benefits, 2011)

[Nana Visitor @NanaVisitor]

Louise. Dammit. Shit,

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 "I just can't even right meow..."

[David H @strobist]

M*A*S*H premiered 50 years ago today.

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 I love when Seinfeld wanted to explore the humor of stuff like this, but without fleshing out the friendship, so it's like, "You know my cousin's neighbor, who had the Baby? Well, I have to buy her a Ferrari. Manhattan, amirite?!"

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 🙌

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 Gaff Tape, you say? You mean....THE GREATEST TAPE EVER CREATED BY HUMANS?!?! 🔥

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@mpirate28 Lemon Zest

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssss ☝️☝️☝️

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 🎉🎂🎉

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 Not all heroes wear capes

[Matt Ward @NotlobParrot]

@andee902 His personality is all-surface. There are no "Mysterious Fathoms Below", if you get my meaning...

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

I shall have more to say about the trailblazing, incomparable Nichelle Nichols, who shared the bridge with us as Lt. Uhura of the USS Enterprise, and who passed today at age 89. For today, my heart is heavy, my eyes shining like the stars you now rest among, my dearest friend.