Notorical Oracle

Inspired by logic and reason

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

After tonight, it’s even clearer that the Senate should take the SAVE America Act and continue debating it until it passes

Repost if you agree

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I'm so fucking sick of the GOP.

"We can't do anything."

Shut the fuck up. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

You have the House. The Senate. The White House. A Supreme Court majority.

The most unified government you've had in years, and you're telling me you CAN'T DO ANYTHING?????

You have RECONCILIATION.

You know, the filibuster-proof tool Democrats used to ram through trillions in spending with FIFTY votes?

It's sitting right there.

Do you morons understand what happens if Democrats take the midterms?

It's over.

Not "tough." Not "a setback."

FUCKING OVER.

Every DOGE cut? Gone. Did you forget you still need to CODIFY THOSE into law?!

Executive orders? Erased.
Regulation cuts? Reversed.
Border policy? Deleted.

Years of work, torched in one election cycle, because you kept saying "we'll get to it" like we gave a DAMN that you "tried".

Guess what happens when Democrats win, dumbasses?

They start passing bills.

They actually DO everything you won't do, for God knows what reason.

You're telling me if they win, they won't NUKE the filibuster ON DAY ONE?!

They've SAID it out loud, repeatedly, on camera!!!!!

Transgender plays in Uganda? Back.
Elmo in Afghanistan? Back.
NPR/PBS funding? Probably DOUBLED out of spite.
ICE? Defunded.
DC and Puerto Rico statehood? Yep.
Court packing? THEY SAID SO THIS WEEK!!!!!

Every single "crazy" thing you swore would never happen becomes a floor vote the second they hold the gavel.

Because THEY actually use power when they have it.

That's the difference between you and them, and it's fucking humiliating.

Meanwhile YOU can't even pass the SAVE Act.

Requiring proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections is an 80/20 issue.

The easiest layup in American politics... and GOD FORBID YOU CHANGE SOME ARCHAIC SENATE RULES TO GET IT DONE because you'd rather have the ISSUE than the LAW.

You won't defund the fucking TALIBAN.

We're still watching taxpayer money leak into Afghanistan and your response is a strongly worded letter and a subcommittee hearing nobody watches.

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?????

Don't tell me there's no time.

The House is scheduled for barely over 100 legislative days this year.

You work a THIRD of the year.

Teachers work more days than you.

AND SOMEHOW you STILL ARE FINDING ROOM FOR EVEN MORE VACATIONS!!!!!!!

GOD FORBID you actually put in some effort.

But no. Instead you give us tweets.

Fox News hits.
Cringe-ass TikToks.
Podcast appearances.

NOBODY GIVES A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR CONTENT.

Not one of us. Zero.

You're not influencers. You're lawmakers.

So make some fucking laws.

That's the job It's all we've EVER asked you to do.

Trump won't be on the ballot next time to drag YOUR SORRY ASSES ACROSS THAT FINISH LINE.

You really think you can come home, look us in the eye, and recycle the same excuses?

After THIS?

No. Not this time.

The stakes are way too high and our patience is gone.

Completely gone.

Stop telling us what you'd do "if only you had the power."

YOU HAVE THE POWER. RIGHT NOW. TODAY.

If you're too cowardly to use it, then stop fucking asking us for more of it.

...and don't act all shocked when the people you keep taking for granted stop showing up to save you from yourselves.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Election integrity is not a partisan issue, it is an AMERICAN ISSUE.

Let us unite and pass the SAVE America Act and ensure every American's right to vote in a free and fair election is protected.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN MEMPHIS TENNESSEE

Tamboli's Pasta & Pizza REFUSED to serve four members of the Tennessee National Guard.

This is the owner, Miles Tamboli.

Would be a shame if everyone in the area knew they kicked out US servicemembers!

[Notorical Oracle @NotoricalOracle]

@MrBeast 2,320,000

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

REPOST if you're PROUD to be an American! 🇺🇸

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Just so we are all on the same page:

>White male surrounded by Black males
>Black males ASSAULT White male on camera
>White male gets arrested (???)
>By White female cop (?!!)
>Police ask for footage not to be shared

...what are we even doing here?!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

The ideal Supreme Court

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOAH 🚨 Real report released from the Federal Reserve finds 30% of the cost of increase in home prices and 20% of rent increases ARE DUE TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

No longer a conspiracy theory. “We just saw a study from the Federal Reserve just last week finding that 30% of the increase in home values across the country in metropolitan areas are due to illegal immigration”

Just think about that, you already can’t afford a home and now they’re 30% more expensive because illegals flooded America under Biden

You already can’t afford rent but you’re paying 20% more because illegals flooded America under Biden

Again, these are increases for the average metro areas from early 2021 to early 2024. Under Biden’s Presidency

The second Democrats gain power this starts back up and rent and homes get even more expensive

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I have just finished reading The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

It is, without a doubt, the most horrifying document I've ever read in my life.

There is no close second... and it's worse than you could ever imagine.

Here's everything you need to know 🧵

[Notorical Oracle @NotoricalOracle]

Happy Birthday @realDonaldTrump, the best president in my lifetime!🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Notorical Oracle @NotoricalOracle]

@libsoftiktok @HowardU What a moron!

[Notorical Oracle @NotoricalOracle]

@WillCainShow @DAGToddBlanche He is reportedly Nicholas Scelfo (27, from Brooklyn, NY).

[Notorical Oracle @NotoricalOracle]

@DAGToddBlanche @TheLeoTerrell @FBI He is reportedly Nicholas Scelfo (27, from Brooklyn, NY).

[Congressman Randy Fine @RepFine]

Born in Mogadishu, Somalia.

Allegedly married her brother to scam her way into America.

Now she’s in Congress.

Enough.

We’re moving to expel @IlhanMN and passing my bill to ban dual citizens from serving in Congress.

Loyalty to this country ONLY.

[Savanah Hernandez @Savsays]

First time I’ve heard a Californian running for office, talk this HONESTLY about how dangerous the homeless in LA are.

Spencer Pratt is awesome and watching Nithya Raman squirm as she’s confronted with REALITY is incredible:

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

If you support REMOVING JOHN THUNE…

REPOST THIS!

[Hunter Eagleman™ @Hunter_Eagleman]

The man who can save Los Angeles is SURGING in the polls!

Let’s get @spencerpratt elected!