mrs. smith

Gamecock Football Fanatic. Pretend Fitness Enthusiast. Adventurer. Amateur Chef. FILA.

[mrs. smith @NotoriousChlo]

A kid I overheard at the grocery store:

“I’m gonna get my brain taken out so I can just relax”

Same kid, same

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

🗣️ FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH HIM

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS IS TAKING ME OUT SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

1 person dies under Biden it’s the end of the world.

64 die under Trump

“Now is not the time to politicize things.”

I despise you people so much.

You don’t give a damn about humans losing life, unless the tragedy benefits you.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

You think it can’t happen. ITS ALREADY HAPPENING!

[mrs. smith @NotoriousChlo]

Remember when everyone said oh the roaring ‘20s are going to come back and then we started out 2020 with a global pandemic and the world has never completely recovered? LMAOOOO

[Sports Central @SportsCentralO]

This was the best NFL commercial of all time

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

At some point in the last ten years (it’s hard to tease out exactly when) we crossed a boundary that no one celebrated:

Most people diagnosed with cancer in the United States of America this year will not be killed by that cancer.

Yes, outcomes have improved.

[mrs. smith @NotoriousChlo]

Are you fucking dumb

[Alex Earl, DC @Alex_Zander_11]

@esjesjesj Have cancer outcomes improved since all this money was allocated to cancer research?

[adi @buwygfiib]

“donald trump has signed an executive order—“
“donald trump has revoked—“
“donald trump—“

[mrs. smith @NotoriousChlo]

You know who’s annoying af? The mom in American Primeval

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

did my dog tweet this

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

it’s so embarrassing being american

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This is how you write a headline.

[Candidly Tiff @tify330]

These arm gestures are not the same so stop playing in our face.

-Kamala raises her arm while talking
-He hits his chest and salutes 2x

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Guys, it’s day 1 of 4 years. Don’t react to every little…wait, was that a Nazi salute?

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

Imagine if states celebrated Osama Bin Laden on 9/11

[mrs. smith @NotoriousChlo]

I hate his fucking voice so much