Emily B.

A spinster full of incoherent thoughts and pastries.

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

What up!!! We're 2 cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged, if you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things.
Again, NOTHING SEXUAL.

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

@alwayssunny

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Vote for Frank B/K/A Tank in Rochester's Top Pet Contest. https://t.co/TKC09TDrMU

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

Donald Trump has the chance to upstage Taylor Swift in the funniest way possible.

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@RachelCDailey My psychiatrist said this to me during a mental breakdown so severe he was threatening me with a grippy sock vacation.
I'm so glad he's not my shrink anymore.

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

JD Vance: Phony hill-billy, real Pope-killer.

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

@Cologne4Skunks @mcfw That's the ROC for ya!

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@Handsome_Jake_ Back in my day, parents LOVED using weddings as an excuse to dump the kids for a night.

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@NPRinskeep This leopard can't wait for some good ol' face-munchin'!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

LIVE: Processing What Happened https://t.co/kFXu0aszWK

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

@mdl507 Nice! I'm going to do my annual rewatch of 'The Crucible,' pointing out the historical inaccuracies.

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

My plans until this election is settled:

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Going around Italy saying “gratzi” and “bonjorno” like brad Pitt in inglorious basterds. People fucking hate it

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

looking like a king 👑

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

“women have it easy because they can just sleep their way to the top” well spread those cheeks baby boy! nobody is stopping you

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

@gutsywoman19 @eclecticbrotha *Out loud, at least.

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@WintersPolitics

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@shannonrwatts And his couch!!!!

[Emily B. @NotoriousEEBs]

Actual footage of what's inside JD head: #VPDebate2024