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Insubordinate and churlish.

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Was holding this Kate Spade bag when the news broke. Mental illness is real. Help is available. National Suicide Prevention Hotline: [phone]. You deserve to be heard.

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@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden @DrBiden If he hadn't made such a show of "Sleepy Joe" this wouldn't be as damaging. He's pathetic. He's a scared, little beta who is terrified of being questioned or challenged so the only thing he can do is throw tantrums.

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Ah yes, that classic Vegas game .... shuffleboard. Umm, what?!

#LoveIslandGames

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People know the King George in Netflix’s Queen Charlotte is the same one from Hamilton right??

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When my 5yo is upset he will freak the fuck out for a few minutes and then is TOTALLY fine after that. I told my therapist and she was like "Yeah, that's called processing your emotions in a healthy way rather than bottling them and stewing on them...like you do."

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It's really, really bothering me that the wrong form of "forego/forgo" is used on the fantasy suite date cards. In related news, I need a life.
#GrammarPolice #TheBachelorette #TheBachelorette

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People keep saying "You're doing the best you can." But I'm not. I'm really not.

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@RobertDowneyJr

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“He apologized for washing the goatee off and just wanted to leave.” https://t.co/giuoflF5NB

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6/?
So we go outside to bag up and my kid promptly rips a bag handle. We have a solid mile to walk home and Traci happens to be outside loading carts so, like the entitled white man he is, he runs up to her and asks her for another bag (though she was def not on bagging duty).

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5/?
She seems genuinely surprised at my insistence that he fix it and I said “The world doesn’t need more entitled white men” and she does what BIPOC people have been shamed into doing which is a neutral ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@kaitlynbristowe Says.......Kaitlyn. With a K.

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Mr. Nelson, if that's what "a reasonable police officer would do," then it sounds like we definitely need to defund the police.

Thanks for making the argument for us.

#DerekChauvinTrial #EricNelson #ClosingArguments #GeorgeFloyd #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #ChauvinTrialOnHLN

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That's as fluid as a potato. #ChauvinTrial #ChauvinisGuilty #ChauvinTrialOnHLN #JusticeforGeorgeFloyd

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Chauvin's defense attorney: "It's a dynamic situation. It's fluid."

Everyone: Yes, he fluidly had his fucking knee on a neck for nine minutes. Suuuuuper fluid.

#ChauvinTrail #DerekChauvin #GeorgeFloyd #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #ChauvinisGuilty

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If you can't tell the difference between a taser and a gun, you probably shouldn't be a law enforcement officer entrusted with a gun. #Mpls #DaunteWright #BLM

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@zachbraff Ten bucks says his name is Chad and he drinks Busch Light.

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@BrettSVergara All these ethnocentric dingleberries in the replies defending his prayer would be spinning a different tune if he were Muslim and were like "Okay y'all it's time for Salat, here's my rug, please join me."

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JOE FOR BACHELOR, MAYOR, PROM KING AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
#TheBachelorette