PAMplemousse

champagne & pistachio enthusiast

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

I will now be referring to gin, lime, & soda as "pam water"

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My favorite thing about living in a moderately sized Midwestern city with kick-ass public transportation is the way everyone shouts ‘Thank you!’ to the driver when exiting 🫶😄

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

Hey, let’s all start calling grandma’s house “the g-spot”

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@bteamballer I don’t disagree! Just wasn’t what I needed at 6am 😂

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

Wyna chose violence today #Connections #NYT

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Fixed it 🧢

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I’ve been biting my tongue all season but someone tell Sarah Franklin purple shampoo exists!!!!!! 😩😩😩

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@ashelystolem Ask any bartender 😂 it always yields results

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

The true villain of Home Alone is this man

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

27-1 is better than 25-3 🤷🏻‍♀️🚫🦡 #GBR

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It’s Husker game day in Madison!!! 🏈❤️

[Colin @colinbikesbooks]

@BigTenNetwork STOP WITH THE BEHIND THE SERVICE LINE VIEW. - signed every volleyball viewer ever.

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

If Taylor is gonna be there she might as well sing the anthem!!!

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SOS currently lost in a corn maze

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

Went for drinks with a few colleagues. One of them had no idea what team Derek Jeter *famously* played baseball for. To make a point that it's common knowledge, I asked the bartender and he ALSO had no idea 🤯🤔Do YOU know who Jeter played for?

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

@thegallowboob This looks like an ANTM challenge

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The first time I got sacked as a quarterback I would be DONE. Not because it would hurt, but because it’s so embarrassing!!

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

Alright, playing on the nostalgia of millennials has gone too far

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

@DevMcD Do you like it enough that you would haul it around while on a four-week international tour with three friends—two of which you don’t really know or like very much????

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

@samanthaaa211 Ha! It’s a life of stepladders and tip toes. I can’t see a damn thing at concerts. Just watch the screens 🥲

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

Recently acquired a boot with a two-inch platform and being 5’7 is a *drastically* different world. Like cannot imagine being 6’ and having to reach so far down to a table?? And the amount of extra dusting you have to do simply bc you can see it? #nothanks

[PAMplemousse @pjo828]

I haven’t seen the top of my fridge in two years and it’s none of my business