LMD

Marketing + design nerd | I'm not bad I'm just branded that way | Horror Queen | Be confident & when in doubt go with a leather jacket and Diet Coke ☠️🔥🏳️‍🌈

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

And they better not move forward without them!!!!! I love this movie I’m so excited omg

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

'Practical Magic 2' is officially in the works. Deals for Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman to return are currently being worked out. https://t.co/DJzftVzFAC

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

@CapnSonali This is such a you tweet.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Excuse me while I ugly cry. She’s so amazing and I’d love to see her perform but if she goes back into hiding I get but please come baaaack!

[Chris Witherspoon @WitherspoonC]

Okay America needed this moment!
THEE Tracy Chapman performing Fast Car with Luke Combs #GRAMMYs

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Every time I go to the store if something that is always is there is now sold out I know Tik Tok did it. I know Cavatappi is out because of Tini’s mac and cheese but why bok choy and baby bok choy??? What recipe am I missing out on??

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Why is LA city sending me an alert at 10:30pm when they’ve known all day that freeway isn’t opening anytime soon? Some people are sleeping! Not me but people.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

I like to watch everything with subtitles on and I’m watching @RuPaulsDragRace and for some reason they use the wrong curse words??? They’ve replaced like 3 with the F word which is a harsher word than they said. I’m very confused.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

@thehollybible Omg I just found out this still existed 2 months ago and there was so much joy when I tried it again!!!

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Ok ok ok

[𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑦 @starlitchapters]

greek gods and goddesses based on your astrological big three ✧ ˚ · .
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[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Also bring back Ollie and friends!!! Adult coloring books are popular. Bring back the kids menu with them for adults please and thank you.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Thinking about calling out of work tomorrow to think more about why @olivegarden is called that when the only dish with olives in it is the salad.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

I’m about to hit my 600 tweet limit with all the “was there an #earthquake in LA right now???” tweets I know are coming.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

This is why I always say thank you to my Alexa. Also because she makes it so I can lay in bed and turn off a light so she’s a hero.

[Variety @Variety]

Arnold Schwarzenegger says "The Terminator" is no longer a fantasy, given the current state of artificial intelligence, and is now, in fact, "a reality." https://t.co/2mX6UbaC9S

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

My sister is in the medical field and I’m in a creative field. Yesterday one of my close friends had a baby and my sister asked what he weighed. I said that I didn’t know but I could tell you his sun, moon and rising signs which really tracks.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Ugh the Scream marketing team is so good.

[Scream @ScreamMovies]

Heard they got rid of the red carpet this year. I can fix that. #MetGala #ScreamVI

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

I still do this btw and now it’s a site for a restaurant the parent company is opening in Florida. Have I lost hope? No. Am I going to use the contact us and ask for the broccoli soup recipe? Yes.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Yes, I do check the Jerry's Deli site weekly in hopes they tell me they're opening again and I can get some chicken tendies and broccoli soup.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

I feel like in 2023 people shouldn’t be mailing me paper invites to baby showers and asking me to RSVP to a random number. Online invites exist for this very reason.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Obsessed.

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Michelle Yeoh wins Best Actress for 'Everything Everywhere All at Once' #Oscars

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

"Mom, I just won an Oscar!"

Ke Huy Quan's acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor hit us right in the feels. 🥹

[LMD @Notorious_LMD]

Why does clothing still follow the seasons? I just want to buy black and dark clothes all year round.