ɤ Da Ram

I do not cum with my cock.
For he who cums with his cock has forgotten the face of his father.

[ɤ Da Ram @Notorious_Ram]

How do I pin someone else tweet

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Always thinkin bout the pussy cuz I never forget where i came from 💯

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[Mello⁷ ★彡 @mell0jell00]

immediately thought of this 😭😭

[Dr. Catharine Young @DrCatharineY]

Ozempic exists because scientists studied Gila monster saliva.

The exact kind of basic research this Administration would have cut without hesitation.

Breakthroughs like this happen only if we choose to fund science even if the outcome is impossible to see at the start.

[𝙳𝚊 𝙸𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 🧡 @TrudiiBee]

MTV shutting down is what they get for playing Ridiculousness 37 hours a day every day.. nobody wanted to see that shit

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

Everything and I mean everything, is making sense lmao

[ɤ Da Ram @Notorious_Ram]

skill issue. My now wife got me cross faded, smashed,and took me to Dave and busters and paid for it. she really fwm 🤧

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Girls be like “ i got a special day planned for you” and it be something she wanna do, that you gotta pay for

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

It takes several years, it’s very complex and it costs tens of thousands of dollars to fix your spouse’s papers you disgusting, old, evil bitch.

[𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂 Acetaminochan 𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂 @AnimeTylenol]

I genuinely believe that at least 1/4 of the population is not mentally fit to drive a car.
It should be MUCH harder to acquire a driver’s license

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

God damn it lol, I only drew this three days ago

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

The first 3 dedicated niggas:

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Zero Epstein files
Zero "Deep State" arrests
Zero 2020 election investigations
Zero DOGE reports of savings released
Zero arrests from "fraud" DOGE found.
Zero DOGE checks issued.
Zero trade negotiations

MAGA, at some point you have to admit that you were conned again.

[redacted @aquariusdays]

I never thought I would have to say this in a million years but I don’t know how to explain to you guys that iron isn’t lead and that some people are iron deficient

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

it’s interesting that this doesn’t get wall to wall media coverage, or cause laws to be written specifically protecting arabs or muslims. it’s interesting!

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Stand your ground states about to become the wild west.

[Baldwin 🔜 AnimeNYC @baldwinvoices]

Damn. Rest in peace, Mike. I still remember my handheld LeapFrog

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO