Love Machine

Professional amateur, proud owner of a clap trap funko pop, wannabe weight lifter.
Always the first to take the napkin and aspiring mongolian throat singer.

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

Anyone ever read something so fucked up that they pray to God and Allah at the same time and ask them to give you Alzheimers so you forget what you just read?

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@NVScrazyminded @kenbenzii @quadcarl No we don't you lying ape.

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@SSomeboiz Says right there that it does say that...

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@SSomeboiz @MrNoodleknocker @FAAFO07 @dimanchesoleil @NoContextHumans God, imagine having the advantage and still being a loser...

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

If you're a man with the ability to dedicate 5 hours a day to your passion and you clearly don't outshine mf's who engage as a hobby... You're a cursed loser and should consider cutting vertically

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@Basedboi13 You real as fuck for that

[Basedboi @Basedboi13]

I truly believe that one day, the hatred of India will lead to world peace. They truly are the greatest country for their place, which is the scapegoat by which vastly differing cultures build lifelong bonds and kinship with simillar sentiment on one race in a localised region.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

we don’t care

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@discord My account was hacked over 2 months ago, now it is deleted. I DM'd your account over the course of these 2 months and I got no reply whatsoever. Please reach out to me there so this issue can be resolved.

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN what about mist in death stranding? does it age you since its just small rain?

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Owl caught on the live cam at the Owl research institute in Montana.

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@NickAdamsinUSA Seethe and cope, he's noth the president Bozo.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

YOOOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Whoever attacked the Crimean bridge timed it for dawn to minimize civilian casualties. Putin also launches attacks at dawn, but does so to maximize casualties in the civilian centers he repeatedly targets. 1/4

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@Caiway @DVauxhall Ook daar wacht ik al 2 uur...

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

@Caiway
Enig idee hoe lang deze storing nog gaat duren?

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

Did someone say AC Japan? 🤫

[CesarFever⭐ @CesarFever_]

Everyday is the only day you can retweet this

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

Falklands this, Falklands that, maybe you should try falking some bitches.

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

princess diana when she sees queen elizabeth ii in the afterlife

[Love Machine @Nr1Lovemachine]

Pizza as dinner is actually Just lunch +

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