Nuke Punkard

Proud graduate of Gudger College

[Nuke Punkard @NukePunkard]

Space Jam was a cool movie but it would be a way cooler recipe.

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@DanBFox1287 Lose every game by 1 or 2 and win once a week by 8

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@matt_ganio @tylermilliken_ Couldn’t agree more. Bregman is the exact type of righty bat on a terrible contract we’re talking about here

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@DanBFox1287 I think it’s ironic that Alex Bregman would fit this exact description

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@HebHammer94 Not a Bres defender but I think that regarding his job performance as 0 misses the mark. The team is actually MORE frustrating because of the solid elements that are in place. Gray and Contreras trades are clear wins. He just botched the offense so badly the whole thing is moot.

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@teddyballgame83 The dinosaurs were done in by weak rim protection.

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@teddyballgame83 @wbz Seems like the whole state felt it but no one seems to live next to anything that blew up. I’m voting meteor

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@BOSSportsGordo My issue is this: the only options seem to be firing him or guaranteeing him the chance to run the whole off-season and lead the team into next year.

I don’t trust a guy on the hot seat to sell the way this team is going to need to.

[Nuke Punkard @NukePunkard]

@ggeiss_mlb What is Breslow waiting for? The middle relief corps on the major league roster is a glaring weakness right now

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It’s every night

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This team will always show enough fight to bring the winning run to the plate in the 9th and never enough to actually win. I can’t remember a more frustrating team

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@daveweigel Auchincloss should be a lesson to every candidate in a crowded field who can’t set aside their ego, read the tea leaves, and drop out. The Boston area should never be represented by Fox News favorite dem.

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This team will always show enough fight to bring the winning run to the plate in the 9th and never enough to actually win. I can’t remember a more frustrating team

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@DanBFox1287 I agree. Crochet, Suarez, Tolle and Early is an extremely solid foundation to have locked in place

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@DanBFox1287 So what I have learned from these replies is that Abreu is massively underrated by this fan base

[Nuke Punkard @NukePunkard]

This might be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

[The Strickland @TheStrickland]

The Cavs just posted “new rules” for fans attending the game tonight, including

- “Wear the damn shirt”
- “No warm welcomes”
- No sitting in the 4Q

[Nuke Punkard @NukePunkard]

This whole story gets a lot more fun if you imagine that “his son” and “Twins Player Kody” are two different people.

[Boston.com Red Sox News @BDCSox]

Red Sox legend Roger Clemens returned to Fenway Park to throw out the first pitch to his son and Twins player Kody. https://t.co/8GA36isrSl

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@DanBFox1287 The debate shouldn’t be Kelly vs Guerrero. It should be Kelly vs Watson and it’s a no-doubter. I do t understand Craig’s apparent fear about losing Watson. He seems like the absolute definition of a mediocre bullpen arm.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

this is just SHAMELESS 😭

[Nuke Punkard @NukePunkard]

@jayhaykid I can offer you one Brayan Bello. Pedro Ramirez please.

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@tylermilliken_ T. Loves. Art.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this