Zaphod BeebleBrocks

A writer who’s been physically incapable of putting words on paper He/Him/His

[nicole @nicdarko]

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter

[T𑀣ᑏI 🇦🇱🇺🇸 @RexKwonDo92]

This tweet is forever immortalized on the internet because it’s so freaking accurate and the effect it has on people’s brains in the real world is just amazing

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

It really is astonishing that Adrian basically created an English idiom.
Face eating leopards is beyond an internet joke by now. It’s just a saying.

[Zaphod BeebleBrocks @Numba1Hawk]

@AlanGresov @nileinnit @Itscakejumper So based on this timeline and the obvious two year delay that everything seems to have gone through its reasonable ES6 will be out in either 2026 or 2027 (if they redirected energy to deal with fixing Starfield). That’s eight years with a huge project between. Not that bad really

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

gm

[Zaphod BeebleBrocks @Numba1Hawk]

BSE (Big Snufkin Energy)

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Told the mages guild that I’d work on my casting but I didn’t say which kind!

[Andrew Walker @_AWalker]

UK diplomat in Moscow told me one morning, hung over, she found a saucepan with the bottom burned off it on the stove. She wrote a note to the watchers, saying “you went a bit too far here…”
She came back later to a second note next to hers: “YOU left it on, WE turned it off”

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It will always be Werewolf Bar Mitzvah to me. “Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves” is like the funniest line in the world

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

this article is behind a paywall

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

[Zaphod BeebleBrocks @Numba1Hawk]

Do you think the Romans used the urinal gap rule or did they truly shit knee-to-knee like the art implies?

[Rock the Vote @RockTheVote]

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[Zaphod BeebleBrocks @Numba1Hawk]

@MaryCatherine65 Girl fucking same

[paul @paulswhtn]

The shift in how Bojack is was presented morally in the last two seasons is still so interesting to me. Especially since it’s partly because the creator of the show found out w*instein was a fan and acted accordingly

[Brendan Foley @TheTrueBrendanF]

Maybe the best thing Snyder achieved with his DC movies is so clearly illustrating how NOT to do Superman that everyone else now has a clearer starting point for who this guy is and why we love him.

[violet valentine @slutpilled]

just a fun little image to post today for no reason