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In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings (he/him)

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@Mud_and_Blood What would you call that weapon he has?

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@FantasyWorldW1

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Turns out it was made from inferior copper, supplied by... wait a minute...

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@ContraPoints Did not realize we were Hunter S. Thompson posting today, damn.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

The cowardice of Congress is the best argument ever that term limits would be better than what we have now. If losing your precious House seat is so important to you that you will jettison all morals, constitutional oaths and civic pride you shouldn't have the job to begin with.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

[Metalcore Meatwad @InferiousGabe]

I know nobody on here gives a fuck but @inferiousband 2025. Were making fucking moves

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@Blazingoth

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

I was laughing the whole thing off, but news has just come down the wire that Sydney Sweeney has invaded Poland.

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@Poldaran1 @CantEverDie Hell yeah

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@breebunn Dude fuck RDLs

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

When hype moments and aura met the Macedonian Phalanx™

[charming funnyman jon butter @thejonbutter]

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,