Number Five

I was studying prediction markets... now I'm just studying morons.
Trying to simply stand on business.

[Number Five @Number5Trades]

Lots of memes about this guy on the timeline right now...

1/ Ever notice how the same "gurus" magically appear at the peak of every hype wave, milk it for cash, then ghost into the next one with a fresh rebrand?

Meet Alex Finn — formerly known as NFT God. 🚨

[Number Five @Number5Trades]

@Acyn What a fuckin loser. Crybaby.

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@TheBitcoinPope @Dartagan_Llore Imaginary? Fear mongering is entirely real.

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@willo2_Poly @ithinkthisisgod That kid talks big for someone with a bankroll that couldn’t even buy a coffee at Starbucks.

[Number Five @Number5Trades]

@emkenobi So don’t kill the baby, kill the woman AND the baby?

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@swagger_seven @TheDemocrats @StephenM Do you not follow the President?

[Number Five @Number5Trades]

Sounds potentially better than Polymarket. I don't know if they will compete though because I don't see Hyperliquid running the same skeezy marketing campaigns the existing guys do.

[Yaugourt.hl @Yaugourt]

HIP-4 update. This one is big.

Hyperliquid just removed the need for external oracles on prediction markets. The validator set itself is now the oracle.

The same 24 validators that sign blocks every 70ms, secure $3B+ in deposits, and vote bridge withdrawals now deploy and settle prediction markets natively. Automated newsfeed software running as part of regular chain operations. Deployment and resolution through onchain validator vote.

No Chainlink. No Pyth. No UMA. No third party. Closed circuit.

Polymarket uses UMA. Kalshi is centralized. Hyperliquid just made real-world event resolution a native chain function.

Hyperliquid.

[Number Five @Number5Trades]

@sibeleth @jessepollak @aaronjmars What is Solana today, a dying chain because of meme extraction?

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@chiky_handlr Whoever finally "does it" will be an American Hero.

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@cunningreyfox @MotownDR @I_amMukhtar Lol not in 2026

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@Global__Vomit @chiky_handlr @georgegalloway Yea you are evidence of it lol

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@Shaddai_001 @TheoVon It’s a public clip - Rogan could’ve texted first. Keep guzzling that Joe load.

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@doodamos @TheoVon How deep can you take Rogan’s cock?

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@andreintg Agreed, video gen truly is painful to watch.

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@cunningreyfox @I_amMukhtar Don't give a fuck where he or Charlie Kirk is, tbh. That's the point - neither were heros.

[Number Five @Number5Trades]

@Sundance88088 @pelositracker No, Trump started it - we can blame him just fine.

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@CogzBrian @pelositracker Funny how we weren’t losing it until this year.

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@Quanterty Giving that douchebag way too much credit, it kills your entire point.

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@TheGaffer_0 @LfPros @Tusk_4Real Why? So he can rape their black kids?

[Number Five @Number5Trades]

@aibaldking What's that shit on his lip?