NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken

I’m a chicken hiding from Elon Musk (Use to be Devin Nunes) so I won’t be sued or eaten or banned 🌊 Biden/Harris! BLM 🌈 Elon Musk is a chode

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@elonmusk

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

“They started telling me about the incident, a shooting involving multiple people,” Aldrich’s father said. And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I said, ‘God, is he gay?’ I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, ‘Phhhewww.’”

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[Andrew Kimmel @andrewkimmel]

.@JennaEllisEsq on the Club Q shooting. The “people killed in the nightclub that night, there is no evidence/that they were Christians. Assuming they have not accepted the truth/affirmed Christ as the lord of their life they are now reaping the consequences of eternal damnation.”

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@Stonekettle I’ll bet he thinks he’s a “nice guy”, and calls women a B when they turn him down.

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@KariLake

[Angelo Carusone @GoAngelo]

1/ Musk reinstating Trump's Twitter account in this moment has significant ramifications that are worth flagging for awareness and understanding...

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@elonmusk Just sell Twitter for $8, and go on to your next vanity project to ruin, you twat

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@DrEricDing No. His hardcore fans are exactly like him: white, racist, xtian, bigots. There is nothing to feel sorry for for them.

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@StephenM

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@KariLake

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@Travis_Kling Hahahahahahahahahahaha good

[Cheo Hodari Coker @cheo_coker]

Wakanda Forever isn't as good as Black Panther....it's better. It's The Godfather Part II of Marvel Movies. You won't fully appreciate the full accomplishment and possibilities until you have the ability, on streaming, to watch them back to back like you would a series.

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@HawleyMO Wait. You still around? Huh, I thought you crawled back into the sewage pipe that birthed you.

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@borrelli4sos Shit like your post is what happens when evil liars post stupid shit to con even dumber people.

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@TheStudyofWar @HC_Richardson

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@lavern_spicer So, you are anti-American. You should move to Russia, I bet they’d loooove to have you there lol

[Seva @SevaUT]

we criticize hollywood for lazy tropes but our two main antagonists right now is a former kgb agent with a penchant for poisoning and an emerald mine heir who wants to live on mars. if these were bond villains they’d be dismissed as caricature

[NotElonMusk’s Parody Chicken @NunesChicken]

@owillis