Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦

I’m made up of mostly jagged edges and delicious spiky bits! No Knock Warrants are for pussies! Woke - not asleep🩸#parody just like Devin Nunes

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

@jb_muwonge @WelBeast The tried and true “Prove a negative” 🐄
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[Glenn Meder @GlennMeder]

YES! Stop calling them data centers. Start calling them mass surveillance facilities, which is more accurate.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Nailed it

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

Is there some factory somewhere pumping out these silicone injected face lifted stepford-wife clones and are all the broligarchs getting a group discount? 🐄
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[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Oh boy the Epstein guy is sitting courtside

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

WTF??
We’re using UFC as a Diplomatic negotiating tool?
Who TF asked 80% of America if we wanted punk-ass weeny boys whose mothers apparently didn’t love them enuf slapping each other around in a cage to represent America on the world stage?? 🐄
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[New York Post @nypost]

Rubio and UFC will sign deal to use cage fights for diplomacy https://t.co/sHWn5DSvPU

[Sam Stein @samstein]

More than a few people who were barking this morning that California Dems had rigged the election against Pratt are currently congratulating Steve Hilton on making the gubernatorial runoff without any recognition that these two things don't compute

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

Can’t believe I need 2 say this but 2 things can be true at the same time. Platner and Trump are both misogynistic ugly men I wouldn’t let my daughter marry.

But that in no way makes them or their misdeeds equal.
Jalapeños and Habañeros are both spicy peppers. Not equal. 🐄 #moo

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

If this place is secure enough for #POTUS we sure as hell don’t need a $1B ballroom. 🐄
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[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

see you tomorrow 🧡💙

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

Riddle me this then…

How TF are you re-cooling the water constantly in this “closed loop” system?? How many restaurants would use THAT amount of energy??

The people in the audience lapping that sh!t up are clowns. 🐄
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[Alex Volkov @altryne]

.@satyanadella just put the whole "water" debate to rest.

Datacenters run on a closed loop cooling system, the water usage of a datacenter for an entire year is roughly equivalent to a usage of 1 restaurant!

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

True

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Mike Lee is so close to figuring out why the government shouldn’t be weighing in on religion.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

@MollyJongFast Knicks fans? 🐄
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[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

Holy sh!t 🐄
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[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

You have to read this. 

Trump demolished the East Wing of the White House and replaced it with a private ballroom funded by corporate donors. Now we know what they got for it. 

More than half of the publicly identified donors to that $400 million project won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion in the 6 months after they gave. Most of those same companies also had federal enforcement actions against them suspended by the Trump Administration during the same period. 

There is no honest word for that other than corruption. 
https://t.co/r40hZyargd

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

Extraordinary! Un-f’ing-believable! 🐄
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[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

When fact-checked to his face, Trump defaults to insults and smears: "You're either crooked or you're stupid."

"Your elections are crooked and you're crooked, and Meet the Press is crooked. And so is ABC and CBS and CNN," Trump said.

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

OMG

I have nightmares about these things but THIS is hilarious full stop! 🐄
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[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

@tedlieu @WhiteHouse Apologized? The screwworm is joining Trump’s cabinet.

[Devin Nunes’ Cow’s mom 🐄🌈 🇺🇦 @NunesCow]

@BarneyFifeLi @DevinCow @GaryWilson4044 @HunterBiden @HunterFor2028 I got you Barn ey 🐄😜👍
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[Team Ossoff @TeamOssoff]

Ossoff: Last September, the President of Kazakhstan calls Donald Trump and says he wants to grant tungsten mining rights to an American company. And the very next month, Eric and Don Jr. get a stake in the American company pursuing the mining deal.

Six days later, six days after Prince Eric and Prince Don get their stake, Kazakhstan announces this company will get, “The largest known undeveloped tungsten resource in the world.” A few more weeks go by, and then the U.S. government, run by their father, sets aside 1.6 billion of your tax dollars to fund and finance their mining project. In Kazakhstan.

All this while you pay more for gas, for groceries, for health care, and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

To take the recounted experiences of an Iranian woman in exile from war and dismiss it as "propaganda" is to deny her humanity, and this attitude unfortunately exists across the political spectrum, with differing reasons but following the same paternalistic/orientalist principle.