Nerd Ferguson

Not a robot.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@samanthawillman @CowgirlRevolt I should find this guy one day. Could probably swap places for a bit before anyone notices.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@meh_just_a_guy @sportsatwork @WatcherAfar @TorontoStar My wife got hit by a car today on Keele (which turns into Parkside). Waiting for police report, but think someone ran a red and hit a turning car up onto the sidewalk into her. 2 fractured vertebrae and a concussion. Brutal.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@samanthawillman You're underestimating the amount of beer and sausage consumed in the Midwest.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

True friendship by the Chinese skater to block the Dutch so his teammate could get on the podium in the #1000m #Speedskating #Olympics2026

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@311Toronto Thanks 👍

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@311Toronto Sidewalks on Keele north of Junction Rd are a disaster. Can we get crews out to clean up?

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

Is Canada aware you're allowed to make passes and attempt a breakout? Or is firing blindly behind the net to the Czechs on the hash the new style? #WorldJuniorscanada

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@samanthawillman

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

Erndog has 30 post season hits on the power of having fun with the fellas. Love to see it. #BlueJays

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@JohnnyGiunta_ Bruh, that's my first year college roommate. Haven't seen that guy in 10 years. 😂 Atta be Wolfish. He's lost weight too, just killing it.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

Why is every cortado I get in North America 6oz? What do I order to actually get a cortado?

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@samanthawillman Add a slide from the top window? Plastic + overly youthful + unnecessary.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@samanthawillman I think this the main sales pitch for mushrooms.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

It would be hilarious if Trump actually masterminded that the best way to galvanize support for Ukraine in other countries was to be antagonistic. Guy's been with Zelenskey the whole time.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@OpenNoteGrapple Similar/same to what Fluffy Hernandez uses?

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

I'm going to start saying
"I dug into the Qualtrics data"

instead of

"I am going back on an obvious and very stupid decision I made".

[Utah Mammoth @utahmammoth]

Hey Utah hockey fans! We listened to your feedback and dug into all the Qualtrics data from last night’s survey. For the team name, it’s clear that Outlaws should be in the mix instead of Wasatch, so we’re swapping it out. 

Surveys will continue at the arena Friday, Sunday and Tuesday for you to vote for the options Utah Mammoth, Utah Hockey Club, and Utah Outlaws. 

Excited to see the votes roll in!

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

Lovely fellow in this hostel explaining how he stole secret books from the free Masons in Quebec, and was going to sell them back for $4.8 Billion. Spoiler alert—the deal fell through.

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

@Aeroplan My man, I already called and have been waiting hours for a callback... No way for online assistance?

[Nerd Ferguson @Nurd_Ferguson]

Hey @Aeroplan , I have 45 eupgrade credits I'm trying to use for a flight from YYZ to BCN. Website says insufficient credits, but that's wrong by my math. Can you assist?