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I say what I mean and mean what I say. Take it or leave it...what Er nurses are thinking

[Kevin @KevinGShanks]

Since we are now following CDC guidelines, they also recommend vaccinating your kids.

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Remember that image from 9/11 when the firefighters were walking towards the disaster while people ran in panic in the other direction? Yep- that’s us now
#nurses
#drs
#FirstResponders
#HealthCareWorkers

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Anyone else feeling like a martyr about now?
#covid

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

My inner Er bitch is out and until further notice she will be making all the decisions
#covidiots

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Me daily

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Everybody knows China makes the worst crap.
If the US made a virus I’d be something like contagious spontaneous round house kicks to the face of a communist #’merica

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

If I hear 1 more person complain about having to stay home while I’m out here everyday like Mario brothers trying to avoid a piranha plant scenario #shutyourdamnmouth
#thatsoundslikevacationtome

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

I’m surrounded by COVIDIOTS!!!
#covidiot

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Do it

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

If I made a list of things I would not want to do again...removing a patients menstrual cup that was in place for 3 weeks would take first place 🥇
#icanstillsmellthatshit

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Pt: I don’t wanna see that dr I saw last time, she didn’t listen to me and I didn’t like her
Me: well that was me and that was 2 weeks ago
Pt: 😳
Me: 🤨
#nonarcoticsforyou

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

That 1 patient that actually does what you say #rarefind

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Am I the only one that saw the resemblance??
#RoyalWedding2018 #RoyalFamily

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Pt c/o aspirated pill
Me: sets up bronch
Pt: refuses then complains ‘we didn’t do anything’
#gtfo 👊🏻

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Currently 9 months pregnant and pt asks me today if I’ve been thru menopause
1. How old do you think I am
2. Can you not see that I’m 9 months pregnant
3. Wtf?

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Pt:cc chest pain
Me:where’s your chest pain?
Pt:it starts here *points to right knee
Me:pretty sure this isn’t your heart

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Pt: I’ve had a fever for 15 years, I want to be tested for the flu today
Me:

[Nurse No Filter @NurseFilter]

Pt shows up 30 mins late for appt then complains about 10 min wait before provider enters room
#thatsnothowthisworks

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Me daily

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Pt filed complaint today due to bed linens being folded wrong #notevenmakingthisup