Kaylee J via the Milky Way

I'm 30, tired af, and my knees/back are killing me 🫠

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@WhiteHouse Thank god my passport is good until 2033.... this is hideous.

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@mccaffreyr3 Didn't trump play "Born in the USA" at his rallies in 2024? 🤔

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

I'm glad to see my representative isn't a complete brown noser. 🙃 Keep drinking that kool-aid, Brad.

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

Sending thoughts and prayers to everyone employed or represented or by Brad Finstad this morning.

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@WhiteHouse So, there is not one person in the white house, with an elementary level knowledge of geography, that could have told you schmucks that penguins are in the southern hemisphere? That's actually concerning.

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@SchwenkerM @WhollyHanna @RoguePOTUSStaff Failure is a noun, Myrtle. 🙄

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@JungleMike You and my dad share a lot of the same beliefs about staying away from sugar/fasting. He had this huge greenhouse and chicken coop built; that is where he gets a huge percentage of his food. Unfortunately, he has MS though and is stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of his life....

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@aegpresents.... where is my presale code for Sleep Token? I'm going to cry 😭

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

Anyone else sweating like a whore in church rn? #Election2024

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@SenMullin Honestly, I expect nothing less from a guy named "Markwayne". That name just SCREAMS hypersensitive, aggressive Redneck.

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

So I went to Italy a couple weeks ago.....and it was so freaking beautiful 🤌

#italy
#travelphotography

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

6/24/23 - Munich - Hollywood Vampires

#JohnnyDepp #HollywoodVampiresTour2023

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

Side note: his singing literally sounds like someone is torturing a cat. I would rather skewer my eardrums with pen than listen to him attempt to cover a song (the rest of the band seems lovely though)

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

Honesty though.....Scandoval should also go fuck himself with a cheese grater. Only the lowest of the low would bang some bimbo while your partner is at funeral #PumpRules

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@jimmyfallon My mom made my brothers and I listen to Five for Fighting on every road trip for like a year straight.... when 'Easy Tonight' played, my little brother would sing the verse "Shotgun fire, anybody home" as "Shot down in the bunny hole" every time. #MisheardLyrics

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@BadLipReading "I brought the tiger" *cue organ music*
Me: 💀💀💀💀💀

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@BaileySarian I got drunk 🤷‍♀️

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@witchernetflix Men kissing and sign language...well I'm sold 🙃..

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

Welp, looks like I can sled right to the shed 😆🤷‍♀️ #WinterStormElliott #WinterStorm #Minnesota #blizzard

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@4YS4B4BY @SaycheeseDGTL Quite frankly....if she wasn't going to hurt her, why bring a gun?

[Kaylee J via the Milky Way @NurseKaylee]

@BLaze4490 where is the Voss, though? 🤌