Kimberly

Jersey girl living in Arkansas. Whoreo for Oreos. ICU/CVICU/NeuroICU RN. Swirl baby. I'm just here for the recipes.

[Bubbles n' Booze @BubblesnBooze]

If I'm still here in 5 years, taking pictures of my tits and talking to you assholes, please kill me.

[Kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz]

[getting kidnapped]
HOPE YOU HAVE LOTS OF SNACKS

[Kimberly @NurseKimaaa]

To all of my double digit followers, please don't retweet/favorite my tweets because I need to stay humble and unfunny.

[Kimberly @NurseKimaaa]

Fat Girl PSA: Buffalo wing sauce is not, I REPEAT, is not a sexual lubricant.

[Kimberly @NurseKimaaa]

*rides your beard while eating Buffalo Wings*

[Kimberly @NurseKimaaa]

Fat Girl PSA: Cellulite keeps you warm at night.

[denise @Stellacopter]

One of the most sensual things you can do with your mouth is eat a grilled cheese.

[The Last Unicorn YouKnow @Scorpio1080]

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.

[Kimberly @NurseKimaaa]

Ladies: Shave your asshole. You will feel like a new woman.

Until you see how much hair you removed and have to really humble yourself.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

me: can i get a will to live

mcdonald's worker: will 2 live machine broke

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

Her: Who was your first love?
Me: Debbie.
H: What was she like?
M: She was little.
H: Are you talking about snacks?
M: [mouth full] Maybe.

[Kimberly @NurseKimaaa]

My fivehead is full of wine.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

Tesla in the lab, Edison in the patent office.

[Kimberly @NurseKimaaa]

So snapchat has a filter that will put makeup on for you, but what I really need is a filter that will shave my pussy for me.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

When guys say I'm a 10 they mean