Lisa

Bad at Twitter.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@alexberesfordTV Call him an Uber and escort him out.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

People, I can't just "damn" any "it" you happen to be mad at. There's a procedure. Do the paperwork.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Win, we win. Lose, we claim voter fraud ain’t exactly democracy.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Most people who question the legitimacy of the vaccine do not question the legitimacy of a 2,000-year-old book claiming I had a son who rose from the dead.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@difficultpatty Been there, done that, divorced it.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@MedusaOusa @CrockettForReal It was rough af being a curvy girl in the 80s.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

One of the problems with how politics is covered is  many have forgotten that the purpose of politics is policy, as in solving problems. It's not about scoring points in a game of inside baseball. To cover it as such undermines the health and safety of our nation and the planet.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

I accidentally paid a credit card twice this month, so I think I’ve hit peak adulthood. No more adulting please. I’ve opted out. Back to childhood I go.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@trickaduu Ballin’

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@shell_yeg @DonnaGrrr @kristoph_errr I started using mine in the shower. It’s still violently orally assaultive, but the rest of the bathroom stays dry.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@Stefosaurus_Rex @Greg_1_Leg Maturity.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Wear a mask. Get a shot. Might need a booster. Grave sacrifices to personal freedom? Really??? It’s not as if we’re asking you to storm the beaches at Normandy. It's the bare minimum to help save your life and maybe the lives of others - including children. Smdh.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@trickaduu Ok but also bring dick please and thank you.

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Only in the U.S. can a former President crow about fast-tracking a vaccine to fight the pandemic while simultaneously encouraging people not to take it - for the sake of freedom of choice over what to do with your own body - while also opposing a woman's right to choose.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@millercycle https://t.co/D8rO3MoYcI

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Space Aliens may be surprised to learn that Humans have multiple languages, cultures, and traditions — and we kill one another because of it.

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@trickaduu I wish I could refute this.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, while Republicans have been projectile-vomiting nonsense about imaginary bamboo ballots and holocaust masks, Joe Biden has been vaccinating half of America. I'll take quiet competence over performative fucknuttery any day of the week

[Lisa @NurseLisa]

@JeffisTallguy Wheats. Aka Rita Hayworth.