Jen Hoefs

I’m dead inside.

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

There literally isn’t a bad episode of @Brooklyn99FOX. Fight me on this #Brooklyn99

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@yano_xyz Miss you more 🤩

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@yano_xyz This is an accurate assessment tho. Trust me I’m a nurse 😂

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

Devastated to learn that I’ll get hungover after a few nights of heavy drinking. Guess your body does give up after 30

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@whitecroptop @DJM5226 Stop this nonsense

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

I hate swipe right on guys on tinder who brag about not wearing a mask, then educate them until they block me. I’m not getting laid, but hopefully I’m making the country a tiny bit safer. #tinder

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@berdonbobby Yeah that is super weird

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@berdonbobby Was it first and last or first and middle? Lots of southerners use maiden names as middle names

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@berdonbobby I only got that when I was in Big Trouble

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

I’m going to laugh when the boy who’s gender reveal sparked these wild fires is named something like Fyre or if his parents are classy, Vermillion

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

don’t b sad go get a tattoo

[Callie Wine 🫠 @calliewine]

This is absolutely devastating for the RNC ahead of their convention. 🙃

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

I want to yell at the moon with buzz aldrin

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

To be sure, America has made mistakes. But never have I seen this nation or its president so full of excuses for abject failures. So much of what we see now, from COVID deaths, to economic plight, to countless other affronts to reason and progress, did not need to happen.

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

My neighbor has a dog named scampers and seeing him is the highlight of my day

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@whitecroptop Get it!

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@__laurenwcole She had a sample size of 350 people and she works outpatient 🤦🏼‍♀️ I guess all of my patients have been pretending to die these last few months

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@whitecroptop August 😍

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

What’s your fave song on folklore and why is it exile

[Jen Hoefs @Nurse__Jen]

@__laurenwcole It’s so good but I stand by exile. Her harmony with bon iver is TOO GOOD