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a sleep-deprived Fantasia

[🌈 kelbot 5000 @Nyerhe]

Check Out Our Family's Fundraiser Page for Monroe Elementary! https://t.co/t4vPUYsClp

[Sofía Villalpando @sofiabiologista]

Goals: Playing fetch with a beluga whale

[🌈 kelbot 5000 @Nyerhe]

@eponawest My family adamantly denies ever experiencing financial hardship, but I remember squatting on the farms of distant relatives while my folks were between jobs. Also frequently not having hot water/heat... food stamps, garbage bags of used clothes from neighbors...

[Wajed🍉 @peaceforsoulss]

idk what the cat is going through but same

[Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13]

“I guess I’m just quirky” she said, feathers sprouting grotesquely from her arms as the villagers shrank away. Her eyes, filling with the inky blackness of a moonless sky surveyed the night. The crow witch of lore had returned and this time she had bangs.

[ℝ𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕒 @Rashona]

The Academy Award for best dramatic performance goes to…

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Edna tried to out-casserole me.

So I took my butter game to 11 (eleven).

Go ahead, Edna...make my day.

[🌈 kelbot 5000 @Nyerhe]

@BriannaShrum Healer Slay 💀 📚

[🌈 kelbot 5000 @Nyerhe]

@DeathCar72

[🌈 kelbot 5000 @Nyerhe]

@WarRooster_MN

[Low Quality Facts @lqfacts]

They went full Maine. You never go full Maine.

[kiwi @idkenley]

Someones gotta pay the rent

[Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander]

The one fully nude person in the sauna

[🌈 kelbot 5000 @Nyerhe]

@NoahRevoy Ew

[Justin Ray @by_justin]

Hey, you.
This is important.
Cheetahs don't roar, they meow like housecats.

[Sanjay Manaktala @smanak]

If you think we've come far as a society, try being a girl and selling your furniture online and see the messages you get.

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: “hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?”