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[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Women the moment you treat them right and don’t cheat on them:

[ꜱʙ @Surebreed]

Girls with five abortions wanting their pussy eaten is crazy.

Get that cemetery out of my face!😠

[Charles @Jamescharliej]

The worst fucking thing you can ever do is take a long break from the gym.

[ꜱʙ @Surebreed]

“If money grew on trees, women would marry monkeys.”

— African proverb.

[David🌾🇳🇬 @DOBabatunde]

How can you sit down and create counterfeit baby food?!
BABY FOOD?! Fake food for babies to eat?!
You are no different from a murderer.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

omo as a young man your detachment game gaz dey intact oo, if not these girls go whine you gan

[乂 @forthedamnhoes]

next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

As a man whatever you do in this life don’t get naked first when you about to crack !!

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Same here. Also, if you only need a favor, skip the fake greeting or ‘checking up’ and go straight to the point. If I can help, I will.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

studying at home:
​pros:
- ​cheaper food.
- ​privacy.
- ​better wifi.

​cons:
- ​you don't study.

[THE FLYEST @temifro]

Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth with my probably fake toothpaste, had my bath with my probably fake soap, used my probably fake deodorant, my probably fake mouth wash and applied my probably fake sunscreen..Then stepped out hoping I don’t get arrested for having an IPhone

[RUBBABANDGRANT @RubbBandGrant]

A bitch wanting a relationship and a bitch wanting YOU are 2 different things.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

On dating apps, na women plenty pass

On hook-up sites, na women plenty pass

On snap, na Women plenty pass..

Any social platform that has to do with meeting the opposite sex/linking up, na woman dey plenty pass..

But yea.. ‘Male loneliness pandemic’🤡

[Mimi Mira 😚❤️ @mimi_miraaa]

You can avoid every social activities and still be fighting for your cgpa. Academic success is not always a reward for not socializing.

[breemy @breemi2]

pulling her thong to the side like i’m drawing a mongolian war bow

[coded_bruh @codedbruhh]

In almost every marraige, when a man is going through financial downtime, his wife withdraws sex from him.

But when he brings out money for her and the kids, he gets coochie as reward.

But society refuses to acknowledge that prostitution is the default state of women 😂

[illythehost @illythehost]

They actually text. They even call. They share link to spotify. play imessage games. like girls are cool people if they vibe with you mate.

[Malcolm Flex🇳🇱🇺🇲 @Mr_Ceo_____]

Why does your gender ALWAYS need help??

[teejay @nodcrying]

in uni you have three choices:
1. have a social life
2. have good grades
3. have money
you cannot have all three.

[rafa @loopaleur]

nunca vou entender pq eh socialmente mais aceito transar com desconhecido doq com amigo