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im nox and my aesthetic is pointy boys

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

hey how come nobody's made a supercut of every time naruto is on the swing?

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

@CenturyLinkHelp i dont need help, just please remind your drivers that they need to look where theyre going before merging onto a freeway rather than just drifting left. it shouldn't take me honking for your driver to notice me

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hi @CenturyLink, is it normal for your drivers to almost hit people because they're completely not paying attention or is that specific to this guy?

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

also sorry to the jiffy lube employee who thought i honked at him - i was trying to catch the spider on my dashboard

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

sorry to the woman who thought i was staring at her in the grocery store parking lot - i was looking for the fly that's hiding somewhere in my car

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

congratulations @kpwashington you guys win the award for "literally the worst customer service call ive had in my life" and ive had some real doozies

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

dominos: come get our $6.99 pizza deal!
my receipt: two pizzas are $27.50 😑

@dominos is officially too rich for my broke ass 😰

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

@hydenari CHICKEN OF THE WOODS BAYBEE

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

@bidenesque ok now i want to make this

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

@ThatsSoDylan 1000% agreed

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

scenario: naruto is rated pg-13 and now can have the word "fuck" once in the series. where does it go?

[i like food @messedupfoods]

strawberry poptart salad

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

@mergays this is a powerful answer

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

@metafess nice

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

@DavidADC i am a fool

[ᴺᴼ @OCTOBYGON]

@DavidADC omg where are those from 👀

[Kadeart 🍄 @kadeart]

Dance battle 🔥