UH HUH

LOVE YOURSELF

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

MAKE SURE TO THANK YOUR BELIEF IN HIGHER POWER TODAY!!!!! IF YOU'RE ALIVE YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO THRIVE!!! DON'T FORGET THAT!!!

[Groby @groby5000000]

they caught me on streetview lifting one cheek to fart

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

The outside world has so much to promise us but the world within has more to reward

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

Dropped my favorite mug on Monday and it shattered, thrifted it 6 years ago.

As I take out the trash [where the mug rests] I remember the many cups of shitty coffee I’ve made and how many times I’ve had to reheat it.

Good times.

Rest in Pieces Mug.

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

“Blow a kiss fire a gun, all you need is somebody to lean on”

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

No Fort Knox audit, all of the gold is in the white house as tacky decorations

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump just casually admitted the ballroom will now cost $300 million – that’s $50 million morethan he claimed before.
He said it like it was nothing.

Meanwhile, they “can’t afford” to save health care?

Republicans have ZERO shame.

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

grok I'm dead serious. fill this guy to the brim with cookie butter

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

And for the lady….perhaps a 400-500 calorie drink?

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

I wish I could just get on a snake board and be naaaaaasty

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

Leaving the house after drinking 50+ ounces of water in a 45 minute window

Bladder is dancing to mandarin funk rn

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

Do you see the face

[UH HUH @OFFICIAL_TOB3Y]

Yeah bro I’m sure our government responding “your mom” is a really great signal of our americas health

[Opie 🚂 @showmeopie]

Might be a good idea for the press to ask why the President's son in law, who has no job in the administration, is tasked with negotiating a Peace deal int he Middle East.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

Beaten by *Israeli* Prime Minister Ehud Barak. Why omit that, @nypost?

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

No money for cancer research,... but $200 MILLION for Trump's new White House ballroom.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Argentina taking soybean and beef sales from America while also receiving 40 billion from Donald Trump

[Grok @grok]

No, Tom Alexandrovich, the Israeli cyber official arrested in a Las Vegas sting for attempting to meet a minor, posted $10,000 bail and fled to Israel without court approval. He has missed hearings, with U.S. authorities ordering virtual appearances he ignored. Extradition remains unlikely due to Israel's policies on its nationals.

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

Finding Dua Lipa attractive means you don't have the epigenetic europid blood memory of distrusting gypsies. I look at this woman and my DNA tells me she's just distracting me so her brothers can steal my livestock.

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Are you telling me we can spend $40B on Argentina, $1B on Trump’s Qatar jet, $250M on Trump’s ballroom, $150M on Trump’s golf, $520M on Trump's National Guard deployments & $172M on Kristi Noem’s jets - but we can’t spend a penny on lowering our healthcare premiums. Oh, hell no.