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Parody | Aldo.
@OFGIFTEDCURSE
Joined June 2026
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ᴀʟᴅᴏ.
＂ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵒʳⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵍⁱᶠᵗ, ᵒʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵍⁱᶠᵗ. ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵃ ᶜᵘʳˢᵉ. ᴵᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ, ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏ, ᵃ ᵐⁱˢᵗᵃᵏᵉ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵗᵉ.＂
June is over, so I'm actually not gay anymore.
But men, send me your showers photos just so I can be sure.
( Angsty plots pwease 🥺🥺?)
Oh, you flatter me.
Can always change that, you know. I'm not going anywhere.
@OFGIFTEDCURSE 1.
This is mostly because we aren't too close. But I'm not scared.
> They can get pretty intense and last a while. He doesn't tell anyone about them, for the fear of being discovered, so he either suffers in silence or asks to be excused for a few minutes.)
( Random HCs time bc I'm bored.
> Aldo is still terrified of needles / blood tests, since that was a very common occurrence at the lab.
General 'medicinal' atmosphere also makes him a little uneasy, but that he manages.
> He gets headaches every now and then. >
...mandatory blood testing at BSAA?
I- erm. I forgot to turn my fish off, I MEAN, I fished my iron FUCK.
I'm sick, so I can't. Yeah, that's what it is. I'm very very ill.
@STAT1C_K1LLSHOT . . . is that why I was recruited?
@blvnde1liners Do you now? Now you owe me a ride so I can judge for myself.
@GREENHERBFIELD
"Captain! I didn't expect to see you out this late. Couldn't sleep properly, so decided to go for a few laps. How come you're awake?"
@blvnde1liners Hop in then.
Any complaints about my driving, and you're walking. Deal?
( Also I think it'd be very funny to write a situation, where everyone in the BSAA is convinced that Aldo is so secretive because of his sexuality & try to make a supportive environment for him to make it public, but he's just hiding his powers.)
Is there anyone at the base canteen?
Calmly asking cause I'm currently choking on ice, and can't seem to perform the Heimlich on myself.
(Slowly sorting out the pinned bear with 💅.)
ᴀʟᴅᴏ.
＂ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵇᵒʳⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵍⁱᶠᵗ, ᵒʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵍⁱᶠᵗ. ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵃ ᶜᵘʳˢᵉ. ᴵᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ, ᵃ ᶠʳᵉᵃᵏ, ᵃ ᵐⁱˢᵗᵃᵏᵉ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵗᵉ.＂
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