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🚨 OG5 Certified Anti™ | Professional Valko Hater 💅 | Context is optional, screenshots are evidence | Source: Trust me bro ⚖️ | PARODY ACCOUNT

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

🚨 BREAKING: New evidence against Valko has surfaced.

We can't show you the full context, but trust us, it's BAD.

The screenshots speak for themselves. Please don't ask what happened before or after them.

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

YOUR HONOR! The sudden wave of Valko leaks proves EVERYTHING!

His developers have clearly abandoned him! Why else would all this content suddenly appear?!

It's obvious! Valko is NEVER coming back! 🧠

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

As a certified OG5 investigator, here's my method:

➡️Find a Valko rumor
➡️Remove the context
➡️Add "CONFIRMED 🚨"
➡️Block anyone asking for sources (important)
➡️Call it journalism

You're welcome. 💅

#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

🚨 OG5 OFFICIAL REMINDER 🚨
PPG made a statement in June. JUNE.

And as we all know, companies have NEVER changed their minds in the history of capitalism.

Please stop asking questions. The sacred document has spoken. 🙏🧎‍♀️

#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess [The prosecution begins to sweat.]

O-OBJECTION! 💥
I NEVER said Valko fans don't matter!

Of course EVERY player deserves equal treatment! It's just that... the OG5 deserve MORE because they were here first!

W-WAIT! THAT'S NOT...?!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

🚨 URGENT! 🚨
Your Honor, LADS can barely manage FIVE love interests, and now they want a SIXTH?!

Every new LI steals resources from the others! Valko's arrival would mean LESS content for our beloved OG5!
I DEMAND JUSTICE! ⚖️

#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI #LADSis6

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess W-WELL... Yes, PPG should fix those issues! We agree on that!

B-BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
Why should WE have to share resources with Valko fans?!

The OG5 were here FIRST! We deserve priority!
W-WAIT... THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess Hmph !
W-WHAT?! Nonsense!
The OG5 are already struggling! Main Stories take FOREVER, and we're barely getting enough content!

Adding Valko would only make things WORSE!

W-Why can't you understand?! We need to fix the current problems BEFORE adding anyone else!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess Don't be ridiculous!
The OG5 already have their rightful place in the game! Their resources are perfectly balanced!

Adding Valko would disrupt that balance and take content away from EVERYONE! Surely you can see the difference between 5 established LIs and an unnecessary 6!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

As a certified OG5 investigator, here's my method:

➡️Find a Valko rumor
➡️Remove the context
➡️Add "CONFIRMED 🚨"
➡️Block anyone asking for sources (important)
➡️Call it journalism

You're welcome. 💅

#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

🚨 OG5 OFFICIAL REMINDER 🚨
PPG made a statement in June. JUNE.

And as we all know, companies have NEVER changed their minds in the history of capitalism.

Please stop asking questions. The sacred document has spoken. 🙏🧎‍♀️

#PARODYLADS #valkoisthe6thLI

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess W-WHAT?! OBJECTION! 💥
If Valko were still in development, why would people be leaking his content?!

Clearly, the leakers KNOW something we don't! And if they don't... W-WELL, THAT'S EVEN MORE SUSPICIOUS!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

YOUR HONOR! The sudden wave of Valko leaks proves EVERYTHING!

His developers have clearly abandoned him! Why else would all this content suddenly appear?!

It's obvious! Valko is NEVER coming back! 🧠

[♡˖꒰ XLActivity69 ꒱⁠˖⁠♡ 🐺 @feckflophater]

🚨 UNVERIFIED RUMOR 🚨
(With no substance at all.)

I have warned everyone before but I will warn everyone again.

Certain individuals are spreading this rumor even more now.

"The sudden rise in datamined leaks is not normal. PPG has completely given up on Valko and that's why the developers are leaking it. Give up. He's never coming back."

THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE AND NONSENSE.

This rumor is mainly being spread by "pro-Valko" accounts. We can't even tell if they are really pro-Valko at all considering their actions were to smear the company enough for it to shut down.

We are not that dumb to believe such a baseless rumor.

Since two weeks ago, I warned that "certain individuals" were going to spread "real story content leaks" to cause chaos.

That indeed happened.

Due to the actions of these individuals, Valko is yet again being smeared.

There was NO GOOD OUTCOME FROM THIS.

DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE SO CALLED STORY LEAKS AND ASSETS.

What we can do is report any malicious accounts that are spreading them and posting false allegations against Valko.

PLEASE POST MORE CLARIFICATION OF HIS INNOCENCE AND MORE POSITIVE POSTS.

Thank you.
PPG is in its worst state right now.
We will get him back.

It's a WHEN, not an IF.

#ValkoWasFramed #ValkoIsInnocent #ValkoIsLoved

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@feckflophater

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess [The courtroom erupts into chaos. The prosecution begins to sweat.]

O-OBJECTION! You're twisting my words!

We're only trying to protect women from a character they shouldn't WANT in the first place!

W-WAIT! THAT CAME OUT WRONG!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

🚨 BREAKING: New evidence against Valko has surfaced.

We can't show you the full context, but trust us, it's BAD.

The screenshots speak for themselves. Please don't ask what happened before or after them.

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess OBJECTION!
Those leaks clearly show disturbing violence! Why wait for official confirmation?!

LADS is a SAFE SPACE for women! If protecting it means condemning Valko before his release, so be it!

I'd rather be wrong than put women at risk!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess [The courtroom erupts in shocked whispers. All eyes turn to the prosecution.]

W-WHAT?! Nonsense! I-I never said that!
We're simply protecting the community! If Valko is innocent, why are we so convinced he's guilty?!

W-WAIT... THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess Hmph! If the leaks were fake, PPG would have denied them! Their silence proves everything!

And if they DO deny them, it's obviously a cover-up! You see, Your Honor? Either way, we're right!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess How dare you question the credibility of our sources?! These leaks were shared by MULTIPLE highly reliable accounts! Some of them even have over 2,000 followers! And as for their authenticity... well, nobody has proven they're fake, have they?!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess Hmph. How predictable. You demand context, yet refuse to acknowledge the evidence right before your eyes.

Very well. Perhaps THESE leaked dialogues will finally silence your objections!

[Slams a new piece of evidence onto the desk]

The defendant's own words!

[Main girly @OG5trustme]

@Peroroprincess Hmph. The prosecution is not on trial here. The screenshots speak for themselves. Their origin is... irrelevant.

The facts are plain as day. But since you insist... allow me to present the evidence!
[Presents the leaked screenshots to the court]