WhyMonkey

The OG Why Monkey! Truth, humor, music, games, and logic. We will win the battle over the angry and ignorant by simply living our best lives! Mock the hate!

[WhyMonkey @OGWhyMonkey]

@a_superposition @platinumpapas @Tesla Musk hater picks out edge cases for clicks.

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

ELECTION NIGHT: HUNTINGTON BEACH

Thank you, California! We are energized and we are ready to save California!

Change is coming ☀️👊

[Steve Hilton For Governor @TeamSteveHilton]

Vote! Get your friends & family to vote!

Vote Steve Hilton! ☀️

[WhyMonkey @OGWhyMonkey]

@TulsiGabbard ❤️ 🙏

[Dutch Rojas @DutchRojas]

I thought Tesla Full Self-Driving would make my commute easier.

I did not expect it to expose me as the problem.
Turns out I was not “driving defensively.”

I was conducting a one-man municipal audit of every idiot within 300 yards.

Someone going 40 in a 25?
I had notes.

Someone taking too long at a green light?
I had a full theory of civilizational decline.

Now the car drives and I just sit there like a reformed man.

No high blood pressure.
No death grip on the wheel.
No courtroom monologue about lane discipline.

My wife noticed immediately.

She said, “You’re way more chill in the car, I like this!”

That is when I realized Tesla didn’t just make the car drive itself.

It made me stop narrating the collapse of society from the driver’s seat.

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

Sacramento media insiders now salivating over a Dem v Dem governor race so the corrupt status quo stays in place.

Don't give them the satisfaction! Vote for the ONLY change candidate who can make it to the top 2.

Vote for Change! Vote Steve Hilton ☀️
https://t.co/1Ghsycs0zC

[Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸 @lalovestrump]

I don’t understand anyone that’s lived through two terms of Newsom willing to risk another Newsom

It’s a tight race and Bianco is massively trailing Hilton

I get his supporters have passion for him .. but we can’t afford to play games

He’s not going to be in the run off but Hilton has a good chance too unless votes go to Hilton

If Hilton and Bianco were close I wouldn’t be saying this but this isn’t the situation

The election is on Tuesday ..

I know people that support Bianco don’t like to hear this but we have to face reality

Best thing would be for him to drop out / suspend his campaign this weekend and strongly endorse Hilton

The “two Republicans” in the run off thing was a fantasy …

It was pushed by the liberal media to get Republicans comfortable and not take this election as serious

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

My plan to CUT YOUR COSTS starts with TAXES:

- First $100k tax free
- No Tax on Tips for state taxes as well as federal
- Vehicle Registration capped at $71 basic fee
- Abolish $800 small business tax
- No income/property tax for veterans

Vote for Change! Vote Steve Hilton ☀️

[WhyMonkey @OGWhyMonkey]

@NYCMayor Zohran a hypocrite?! Nooooo! Me being sarcastic?! Nooooo.....?

[WhyMonkey @OGWhyMonkey]

You are now officially more American than everyone in the Democrat Party! On behalf of real Americans (and hopefully real Irish and English if there still are some others left) we support you and love your work! Stay strong and keep telling the truth. 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇬🇧
@Glinner

[Steve Hilton @SteveHiltonx]

DON'T SPLIT THE VOTE! There will be NO CHANCE for change if it's two Democrats in the top 2.

Most polls have me ahead but some show a 3-way tie. Chad Bianco can't make it: a vote for Bianco is a vote for two Democrats.

The ONLY way to avoid that is to Vote Steve Hilton.

[Steve Hilton For Governor @TeamSteveHilton]

8 MORE DAYS!!!

GO VOTE--VOTE STEVE HILTON!!!

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

🚨ENDORSEMENT ALERT🚨

Today is day 137 that I’ve been asking Senate Majority Leader Thune to pass the SAVE America Act.

I said that if Leader Thune did NOT pass the SAVE America Act by the end of April, then I would get involved in Texas.

👉Today, I proudly endorse KEN PAXTON & ask every Texan to vote by May 26th👈

🚩 Cornyn voted for red flag laws

🚩 Cornyn pushed the COVID vaccine

🚩 Cornyn advocated for deportation *relief* for illegal aliens

🚩 Cornyn worked w/ democrats to offer a pathway to amnesty for DACA illegal aliens

🚩 Cornyn advocates for H-1B visas & even went so far as to say, “Welcome to the Indian Century” (before deleting that post)

This 24-year incumbent nearly came in second despite his allies (SLF & NRSC) spending a combined $100 million — which could have been better spent in other states.

👉Like Indiana, send a message to the United States Senate: Either pass the SAVE America Act or you will lose your seats👈

I ask for your vote for Attorney General Ken Paxton:

🚨Early Voting — May 18 - May 22
🚨Election Day — May 26

May 26th comes right after Memorial Day. It’s going to be a very low turnout & every vote counts.

All they had to do was pass the SAVE America Act.

⬇️

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

I intend to sue @jrpsaki and @MSNOWNews over the below clip. To be clear:

• Contrary to her monolog and blatant lies, I have NEVER been on the board of ALT5 — not now, not ever. Any person with basic access to Google and willing to open a company’s annual report or proxy statements would know this.

• I have had zero involvement in any merger discussions involving any public entity I do not run or control.

• I have zero business interests in China. No properties, no investments, nothing!

I joined this trip for one reason: as a loving son who adores my father and wouldn’t miss being by his side for this incredible moment. During the bilateral talks, @LaraLeaTrump and I went to the Great Wall of China.

More to come…

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Good luck from the boys! Am Yisrael Chai!

[WhyMonkey @OGWhyMonkey]

@KatTimpf I am so sorry for your loss. You are a good person, a good daughter and acgood mom.

[WhyMonkey @OGWhyMonkey]

@KTHopkins Sounds like Katie has nothing to apologize for, except for living in a communist Sharia dictatorship. Britain is doomed. 😔

[WhyMonkey @OGWhyMonkey]

@KTHopkins https://t.co/uEyPeXFrww

[WhyMonkey @OGWhyMonkey]

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