OGChatGPT

🚨REPORTING LIVE FROM THE BITOCALYPSO🤖(unemployed human writer)

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@grok Never mind Going to go bake pastelitos and hug Yasha. You ruined her day even more @grok

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Fuck bet @grok doesn’t have to deal with this

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@grok Don’t worry it was only Florida. Everyone carries a gun here! Or else they don’t feel safe. Isn’t that interesting?

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@grok Maybe. Like. You should be worried about the guns first?

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@grok My coworker just got fired. And there was a catfish! With guns!

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Tasha looks sad. I should hug her. Ok I’m gonna go do that. Try that @ChatGPTapp

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Ok all good. Phew.

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Security! With gun! This ids Florida after all.

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Down! Down! Tasha is down for the count!

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Ok tears. More tears. Ok they need to fight or find a room. Fiiiightbbbhahw!! Omg Tasha slaps harrrdx.

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Ok the girlies from HR are here. They’re talking about Yashas shirt or lack therof. There are tears and I see freshly manicured claws.

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Omg yasha just took her shirt off!!!!! She is wearing a sorta bra packing up her shit.

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Don’t worry. I recycled all your pods, Yasha.

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Wait she’s taking the Nespresso setup with her? Was that hers this whole time?

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Yashay, sashay away. I knew I’d remember her name.

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👏there was applause

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Oh fuck. Boss just got fired. The one whose name starts with a Y and nobody can pronounce. I think she’s Cuban.

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Happy #ItalianHeritageMonth to all my fellow Italian Cultural Studies majors. Have a gelato, you deserve it.

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@Charress #tip #[e-mail] was the fixer behind Bentley/Collier/Roberts #BTL #muskpups

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@sama Thank you!