𝔈𝔣𝔢𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔬𝔯𝔢 🇳🇬

Nigerian. Deltan. Proudly Urhobo. Political scientist. Man United.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Adding a woman to your life as a man often increases your expenses while reducing hers. So, when one person’s financial burden increases and the other’s decreases, who is actually benefiting more from the relationship?

[TheRemmySaheed 😏 @Remmzor__]

since i decenter provider fetish and dey make sure say woman do things too, my blood pressure come go down

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Wanting a man to lead knowing you don’t like to listen is crazy Af.

[pepper @CasaDupre]

Now Yoro can’t play CB because Dalot will have to play LB.

Ineosssss are you madddd

[Glad @GladonX]

You ever catch a raccoon digging through your garbage? It looks right at you and keeps doing what it’s doing.

That’s our government. We’ve caught them lying, stealing, and cheating us, and they just stare back and keep going.

[Giokielicious @jokieliu]

People can cry all they want. China will keep executing drug dealers and cartel members.

[Ten. @0gaten10]

You peoole need oyibo to tell you that $1m house in Lagos is money laundering?

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

Remember when Fuel and Beer were both less than N200 and Obasanjo said we use the price of Beer to determine the price of Fuel, they are always in close range, and we all thought he was joking.

How much is a Bottle of Beer and a Liter of Fuel today?

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

Women think saying this makes them look good, but in reality, it questions your character as a person. If he was so perfect and all-loving, why did he leave? You cannot brag about a previous relationship.

[El crítico crítico ☭ @elcriticopol]

Necesitas estar bien estúpido para pensar que Estados Unidos va a luchar contra el narcotráfico. Ellos son el narcotráfico.

[Alex Crook ⚽️🎙 @alex_crook]

Luke Shaw injured again. The #MUFC recruitment department could never have predicted that would be an issue when they opted not to sign another left back tbf.

[Math Files @Math_files]

A statistician is afraid of flying because there's a small chance of a bomb being on the plane.

So he starts carrying a bomb himself.

Reason?

“The probability of two bombs being on the same plane must be much smaller.”

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“I told my big bro I’ve been struggling to find the right woman to marry, and he asked me a simple question: ‘When was the last time you spoke to a girl in broad daylight?’

You can’t be a responsible girl and still be outside by 1 a.m.”

—Mayorkun

[Ehis🦇🦇 @EhisOjeks]

calls are the fastest way to speed up a talking stage sha
1hr call>>> 3 days of texting

[Adedapo @_aaadedapo]

'Hackers' and 'refrigerators' should not be in the same sentence.

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

slice and freeze, it actually holds for months even. however when you want to fry, do not defrost else it will become soggy. just toss the frozen slices into hot oil and it comes out perfect. also works with yam and potatoes btw and for ndi fitness, works in an airfryer

[Yehgha @yaygha]

On one hand, we have men whose wives are eager to sleep with them because they hope that will keep them (the husbands) faithful.

On the other hand we have men whose wives find every excuse to not sleep with them because they know they settled for men who have zero pull

Tough.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Imagine a Nigeria where we have men of this calibre on the Presidential ballot.

Donald Duke, Alex Otti, Peter Obi, Seyi Makinde.

Imagine being able to choose from this exotic selection.

Not fucking Atiku and a drug dealer.

[Ten. @0gaten10]

Oyibo go set exam for 2hrs, you go finish in less than 30 mins, come outside dey wonder if na play them dey play say real exam never start.

[Null @Vhoyde]

In the old days, men would just get up and go start a new family every time their woman got weird.