''Yeeaaah, so you raped a 14-year-old, didn't you get the memo on that? I'm sure we sent you a memo.
I'll have Tina in the office print that off again, and if you could just not rape another 14-year-old, that'd be great.'
When I’m finally Emperor of The Universe, my first act of mercy will be to banish the scourge of tweeness from pole to pole .
Only then, may we begin to live, really LIVE, free from the curse of waking up each day having a little bit of sick…